I feel like I'm on some kind of CBS procedural looking at this -- call it CSI: Fashion Police. Because when I came upon this, I slowly took off my glasses and shook my head and said, "something went wrong here. Something went very, very wrong." If
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My temptation with Biel lately is to be all, "Oh, GIRL," and cradle my head in her hands, and I think this is just because I can't figure out why she agreed to get engaged to a dude who acts a little like he wants to
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"What do you want from me?" Leighton appears to be asking. "I've spent the last five years trapped in the Groundhog Day of TV storylines. I had to act like I was in love with Penn Badgley while he wore Helena Bonham Carter on his
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This is so terribly depressing. I never thought I would yearn for a time when she wore catsuits made of string. This is terribly depressing. The dress has a gangrenous, molted aura, like a mildewing My Little Pony, or a spearmint-scented St. Patrick's Day teddy bear that
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There is a lot of good here with our Gossip Girls, but it's one of those things where one nagging detail sometimes gets in my head and then takes root there and burrows and chews, like a termite, only I can't tent for it. Take Blake,
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Can we start out by thanking the blessed goddess Clairol that Emma Stone is back to being a redhead? I live for her with red hair. She looks so much SASSIER. Which is not to say that blondes can not be sassy -- anyone who saw Wendi Mclendon-Covey in Bridesmaids
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I miss Katie Cassidy: She was so brilliant on Melrose Place: Take Two. And then Gossip Girl kind of misused her -- don't get me wrong, she herself was fine, but the reveal of the motivation for her plot line was so drawn out that I started to wonder
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I don't know about you, but I never would have picked Brooklyn Decker to be one to wake up one more and think, "I need to start dressing more like Liza Minnelli: The Later Years." Keep on surprising us, kid.
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Now that Hellcats has been put out of its misery, Aly Michalka -- or, as our friend Carrie refers to her, The Michalka -- looks forward to her next gig: Spokesmodel for Bed, Bath, and Beyond's new Greek Goddess-themed web-series, in which she wanders around Mount Olympus, making
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View the gallery I offer you this photo as proof that the Olsen Twins ARE detachable. Which may disappoint Justin Timberlake, if he started dating Ashley (allegedly) in the hope that it was a two-for-one deal. Ashley seemed unusually cheerless on this night in her stumpifying dress, which
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Happy surprise engagement, Nikki Reed and Dude From American Idol! That People article includes a quote from her saying, "I love him and I don't care," because nothing says, "this marriage is a great idea" like being defensive to People -- or, I guess, to
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I will admit it, when I saw this, I was not at all sure if where this was going was a happy place. It's kind of like the drive to Vegas, where you go through miles and miles of pretty barren and unattractive countryside, and you start to
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Insert the usual about how Cameron Diaz's legs are impressive, yes, and we too would be tempted to show them off to all comers at every turn, etc. Seriously, we all got the memo. At this point I feel like I was strapped down while someone forcibly tattooed
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NICKI: Hey, Kutch. ASHTON: Hello, my child. NICKI: Huh? ASHTON: That's what Jesus would say, right? I'm going full Christ these days. NICKI: Why? ASHTON: Because I am the Savior. Or at least that's what CBS is calling me. NICKI: Aren't you
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View the gallery Well, if you are a starlet in Hollywood who wants to wear a sparkly micro-mini, you will have to get to it through Kristen Stewart. She is a junkie for them. Finding this Balmain must have been like accidentally stealing someone's pants and then
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