View the gallery Well, here's one way to ensure Canada will take the gold (AGAIN) in the event that really counts: winter clothes. If you make a sculpted Olympic athlete look terrible... WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE, RALPH? [Photos: Ralph Lauren]
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View the gallery In which Harry hides his face behind a ball.
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View the gallery He's back, he's pointing at people, he's wearing a suit, he's cavorting with adorable children. It's like someone in the Royal Family's press team realizes that the key to recouping Prince Harry after Naked Vegasville
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View the gallery Seriously, they SWEAR Harry gets taken out of his shackles on Monday. Until then.... [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The raucous rock-concert atmosphere of the Closing Ceremony was a lot more joyous and lively and fun than the alternately grim and bizarre opener, which I suppose is appropriate since by this point nobody was stressed out anymore about their hamstrings, their inward three-and-a-
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View the gallery I hate when the Olympics end. It's like the day after Christmas. It feels like the end of fun. FOREVER. Thank God Kate and Wills are touring Asia and the Pacific Islands for two weeks in September, so at least we won't be
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View the gallery Poor rhythmic gymnastics. Nobody takes it seriously. Just because these ladies aren't insane enough to flip around on a tiny plank, or hurl themselves at a vault, or spin around at uneven bars, people forget they exist (kind of like how synchronized swimming gets treated
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View the gallery We can't even see what they're wearing here, so let's not even pretend this isn't about anything other than trying to guess what they're talking about. And admiring Kate's hair. And squeeing over Harry. [Photos:
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View the gallery We're basically just ogling, now, at this point in a very slow week. But if you think you don't need to see Becks feeding his son some meat in a bun, well, you're gravely mistaken. [Photos: Bauer-Griffin]
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View the gallery We've amply covered their awesomeness when they are wearing their skin, but what of America's Most Lusted when they're clad in things other than lycra and abdominal cheese graters? The party circuit will tell us. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]
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View the gallery In which they let Fergie out of Andrew's basement. (You can not convince me that those two don't still have Something Going On, btw. I have Theories.)
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View the gallery As the Olympics of The Pool have largely closed, and we've moved on to the Olympics of the Track, it seems like a good time to quietly reflect upon all we've learned about swimming over the last several days. Things like: we can&
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View the gallery I was talking to my mom about this over the weekend, and we agreed that one of the reasons it's so enjoyable to see the royals at the Olympics is that they're obviously just having a really, really good time, and they clearly
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View the gallery My posts about them are basically veering into fanfic, and I'm okay with that -- after all, I could easily turn this into a novel that I sell for a kajillion dollars, the way things are going lately. Just wait until we eventually get a picture
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View the gallery Her striped top is adorable, but let's get real: we really just think the three of them are totally cute and I like to watch them hanging out. ENJOY.
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