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Oscars Well Played, Kate Beckinsale in Romona Keveza
I feel like I always open Kate Beckinsale posts with something along the lines of, "so this isn't REVOLUTIONARY or anything," and once again, this is not particularly revolutionary: But it IS really elegant and pretty on her. Isn't that enough? [Photo: Getty]
Read moreOscars Well Played Weekend, Marisa Tomei
View the gallery Marisa Tomei looked -- as you will soon see -- quite groovy all weekend. This is also the post where I mention that I worked with her once, a million years ago, and she had the best skin of anyone I've ever seen in person. Tell us
View GalleryOscars Fug Carpet: Freida Pinto in Versace
Versace had a decent run at the Oscars this season. And so of COURSE we were due for a fall. That cut is a bastard hybrid of an Herve Leger bandage frock, 1980s midsections, and a bridesmaid's dress, and not even Freida Pinto's exemplary genetics can
Read moreOscar Weekend Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Biel
View the gallery Her eatery Au Fudge -- described at one point as "a Soho House for kids," making me scratch my head to the point of damage -- recently opened and has one Yelp review, and it's not positive. So it's probably for the best
View GalleryOscars Well Played: Nina Dobrev in Elie Saab
I've had to come to terms with the fact that -- much like with jumpsuits -- my default position on dingy, taupe tulle is going to be, "Sigh, I wish this could have been something else." But, again like with jumpsuits, it's going to exist anyway
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Tracee Ellis Ross
I am not sure what happened here. I seriously think she's wearing an episode of Gossip Girl. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Serena Williams in Galia Lahav
This dress is custom... ... so I can only assume, therefore, that she was SCHEDULED to be at her own wedding in Las Vegas before deciding to jilt the guy and go see what Jon Hamm was up to at the Oscar parties. Good decision, although I'd have donated
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Emilia Clarke in Miu Miu
This entire look is sad and sloppy and weird. I don't even know how to explain it, much less describe it. Her head is so charming! And then that gown is flimsier than a wet piece of paper. It's like if Little Orphan Annie designed a
Read moreOscars Mostly Well Played: Kate Bosworth in Ralph & Russo
She posted a photo on Instagram that makes the makeup look a bit better; to me, in this photo, that lip is too coral for the gown. Overall, though... I have to tell you, I didn't think I liked this. That neckline is a LOT of look, as
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: Emma Roberts in Yanina Couture
The regrets hit Emma almost as quickly as the corpses of all the bugs she killed. This was absolutely, positively the LAST time she allowed Raid to sponsor her wardrobe. [Photo: Fame/Flynet[
Read moreOscars Well Played: Minnie Driver in Naeem Khan
Every season, when we ogle the Naeem Khan runway pics, most of us wonder why actresses aren't waiting in line around the block to snag one of those designs for the big occasions. I'm pleased to see Minnie Driver apparently agrees with that, and swooped in
Read moreOscar Post-Party WTF: Erika Christensen
Your shoes and your face are great, Erika. Love that lipstick. It's the MIDDLE we need to discuss. It's a shirt, friend. It's a SHIRT. A long shirt. Technically, I'm sure, a tunic. But a shirt nonetheless. It has shirt DNA. Its
Read moreOscars Post-Parties Fugs and Fabs: Women Wearing Black
View the gallery The Little Black Dress is a classic for a reason. Although, technically, some of these aren't little. And a few of them might not be dresses.
View GalleryOscars Post-Party Mostly Well Played: Jessica Alba in Roberto Cavalli
I am not usually the person to say this, much less mean it. But I look at this photo and think, "Damn. I am not living my best life. And I know it, and SHE knows it, and now it's too late and for the first time
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