View the gallery Let's give three cheers to the people who didn't go to The Main Event (or, who picked a second gown) and gave it as much effort as if they were winning the damn statue themselves.
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View the gallery And now, the things we deemed the worst of Sunday night's festivities. There was a surprising lack of GHASTLY stuff on the carpet, and apparently -- as you'll see in about an hour or so -- it's because all the truly hideous outfits
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View the gallery Per usual, we picked these from a collection of things we liked, things you reacted to more positively than we expected, and how much Diet Coke we had consumed at the time we made the list. Etc. All the post-party stuff is coming later, because we
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View the gallery Are you ready to die for some jewels and bags? Because the theme of this post is OMG SHINY. [Photos: Getty]
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Another model whose face is doing all the work here. That jacket is so boxy you could store your knick-knacks in it, the pleats are meh, and the shoes DEAR GOD THE SHOES ARE SO AWFUL. She looks like she dipped her feet in a jar of tahini and
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I'm looking forward to The Face coming back, although Coco Rocha and Karolina Kurkova were really good in it and I'm sad they won't get another crack at Naomi Campbell. Hopefully Anne V and Lydia Hearst, despite not having quite the sparking credentials of
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These two wore dresses that felt, to me, like the good and evil twins of each other -- or if not that, then pleasant and then slightly degenerate cousins. Alison Brie is in a floral Giambattista Valli, and I can't tell if it actually was slightly lopsided or she
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View the gallery This slideshow has some high highs and some VERY low lows. [Photos: Getty]
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It's so generous of Rita Ora to wish us all peace. Personally, if I'd just been ravaged by a JoAnn's Fabrics employee with a stapler and a glitter gun, I'd be wishing everyone a quick bout of hysterical blindness. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Oh, Sienna. To NAB is divine, but you may have binged on it a wee. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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New couple alert: This will obviously upset Justin Bieber's apple cart, as he Instagrammed Internet photos of Selena in this dress along with schmoopy sentiments about what a goddess she is, because clearly he thinks they would still be a good idea even though the Greek chorus that
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This is a great color, but this is doing her no favors: I feel like she kind of phoned this in, and I don't think I'm the only one. On Oscar night, I noticed on Twitter that Escada was retweeting all kinds of things -- mostly, you
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Let's not mince words: I call bullshit on this. There is NO WAY anyone associated with this malevolent piece of sewing intended for it to be taken seriously, right? There is NO WAY anyone associated with acquiring this inept cocktail intended for the consumption of it to be
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View the gallery Personally, I think more people need to wear purple more often. It's almost always at least striking, even if it doesn't always reach the heights of Jessica Chastain in Givenchy at Cannes. [Photos: Getty]
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How can it be that Kim Kardshian may have the best lipstick game in town? That is a gorgeous shade, perfect with her hair, and meticulously amazing with that Celia Kritharioti dress -- which itself is lovely on her. She tried going glam last year and it ended up too costumey,
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