Wow. But, I sympathize. I mean, what's a girl to do when her breasts think they're Batman? You just wait for the right time for an Intervention and then love them through it. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery May we interest you in some eye candy? PS: We didn't forget Will Smith and Matthew McConaughey! You can find them here. Just keep livin'. [Photos: Getty]
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Margot Robbie is filming a movie right now, which is why she is brunette. And Margot Robbie is brunette right now, which is why she is unrecognizable. And Margot Robbie is unrecognizable right now, which is why I think she kind of punted on this dress: It feels very, "
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View the gallery Here's my feeling about Travolta and Adele Dazeem: Plenty of people flubbed their lines at the Oscars; it was an extraordinarily sloppy show, and his had the misfortune of being the most cuckoo cock-up. But it's true that nobody else screwed up
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When we saw this at Fashion Week, I pleaded with the gods that someone would wear it during Awards Season and lo! My prayers were answered: I put it on Anne Hathaway -- and she would have looked great in it -- but how can you complain about getting Naomie Harris instead?
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View the gallery I have to give it to Kristen Bell. Jessica and I were talking about the whole "stop running unauthorized paparazzi photos of children" movement that she has spearheaded with such success, and how Jennifer Garner must be thinking, "God damn, I had to haul
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View the gallery Hey, we just saw this on the London Fashion Week runways. Wickstead, of course, is a fave of Kate Middleton, and I feel like Allison Williams secretly, in her deepest, most secret heart, feels like the Kate Middleton of America, so it all fits. I was unsure
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View the gallery If you're really that worried about your dress getting ruined -- like, if it's MASSIVE -- then changing makes lots of sense. But half the time, it ends up looking like indecision. That said, let's see if we think some of these were
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This is certainly in the running for the dubious title of WORST DRESS OF THE YEAR: It's like a long-line thong bodysuit became sentient and promptly got frostbite. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery The bad news is, Jennifer did re-up that Dior contract for something like three more years, so we're going to be sweating that relationship for a long time to come. The good news is, apparently it's at least partially an open marriage.
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View the gallery Okay. So some of these gowns are cream, and one of them might actually be veering into gold, but...close enough, right? Basically, I just threw this together to have an impromptu Ally McBeal reunion. [Photos: Getty]
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I love that Chrissy Teigen was basically like, "I would NEVER wear something this, so I figured, why not!" I mean, it didn't come out quite like that, but she's right: This isn't something I ever would have pictured on her, so
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As I believe I said on Twitter, shorts are the new hat. If only they'd been bike shorts, Demi Moore-style. God, Pharrell. Think of your Oscars history. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Cue your Pretty in Pink references. Bonus points if they involve John Cryer crashing the afterparties in a jaunty hat, or James Spader suddenly morphing into a punishingly hot sockless jerkwad. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This might be more of Reese's witherspoons than we've ever seen off-screen. Which I just realized sounds like I'm saying they're withering, which I'm not. I mean, if this dress proves anything, it's that.
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