View the gallery You've done it again, Kristen and Karl. You are a dynamically, dismally deranged duo. Although, I must be honest: I get a tremendous kick out of this asshattery, more than I do the continued Diormat Jennifer Lawrence, because I feel that Kristen Stewart knows exactly
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I remember when high-waisted jeans came back around in, what, 2005? And I was screaming myself hoarse about the crimes they commit against a person's groin. They are a pelvic prison. And then they disappeared. AND THEN. Selena Gomez has found a pair, and wore them to
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Well, Blake Lively's off-the-shoulder Balmain houndstooth tutu never turned up in any of our subs, but when we saw it on the runway, I did not correctly call that, at all. It seems so obvious now. I don't love it on her -- something about
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View the gallery This started out fine, and then descended into Pants Madness. The're billowy and frumpy, unflattering, better off hanging in someone's kitchen window... and girl, unzipping your trousers should be a sprint, not a marathon. Fortunately she fared better elsewhere. [Photo: Getty]
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Lana here is leaving a Courtney Love concert at the Troubadour, so yeah, fair play, there's no need to get hyper-fancy on us -- and in fact insane might even be the appropriate way to go. But a plaid shirt, abdominal lash extensions, and pants that are basically
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Dear Mr. Dweeber, The answer is still no. [Photo: WENN]
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It's so nice to see that Rita Ora hasn't given up her commitment to fugcellence. I cannot imagine how uncomfortable it must be to wear that many yards of leather -- much less leather that alleges to be pants, but is actually more like each leg requested
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This outfit cracks me up. It looks like she bought everything at a consignment store that specializes in stuff celebrities want to get rid of, like... I don't know, Michael Jackson's old childhood performance blazer, one of Hef's bunnies' Thursday night necklace-shirts,
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Okay, what do we think is going on with Jennifer Lawrence? a) Dior is tired of everyone complaining that its stylists are giving her the dullest or worst-fitting stuff, so someone over there said, "You want EXCITEMENT? FINE. TAKE OUR DRUNK SHIRT AND SKIRT-LEG"; b) Jennifer
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Oh, my God, it's happening. Bieber Fever is sweeping the nation again, but this time, it means something else. Something pelvic. Quick, somebody get this kid more cowbell. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery They just kept popping up, so I decided to put them all together in a little slideshow ode to Please Stop Trying To Ruin Pants Because We Need Other Starlets To Wear Them. [Photos: WENN]
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View the gallery Oh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you're so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards. [Photos: Splash]
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sweatslacks. The Letterman Dumpster could not be reached for comment, as it was too busy rifling through the fourteen better pairs of pants in its depths to see if one of them would go with this outfit. [Photo: Splash]
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You guys, I think we have found the cousin to the wacky crochet pants she wore last week! And it turns out they're from a family of TROUSER SOCIOPATHS. [Photo: FameFlynet]
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This is a double trousorial whammy for you on this fine (I hope) Friday afternoon. First up, Emma Roberts. She's just out and about, so I don't care about the undershirt; I am, however, on the scent of this floral pants trend, curious about whether it
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