Well Played, Penelope Cruz in Versace
SOLD. Whatever you're selling, Penelope. I'm buying it. [Photo: Getty]
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SOLD. Whatever you're selling, Penelope. I'm buying it. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery I've decided these two are a good influence on each other, sartorially. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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Admittedly, this is not a well-chosen photo if all we want to do is look at the dress. But I am pretty sure the Dueling Steels on display here from Penelope and Ben "Zoolander" Stiller were worth the crusty angle. Don't worry, though, I would
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I wish I had a delicious sandwich for every time I typed the words, "Well, her head looks great." But the truth is that Penelope Cruz looks AMAZING from the neck up. She is so pretty: Even in her wacky bathrobe! That takes skill. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Read moreView the gallery Cue your Pretty in Pink references. Bonus points if they involve John Cryer crashing the afterparties in a jaunty hat, or James Spader suddenly morphing into a punishingly hot sockless jerkwad. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I know I just said I wasn't going to speculate (too much) on the possible occupants of Kate Middleton's uterus yet, and I'm not going to do it for Penelope Cruz either, except to note that nothing is fitting her correctly
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I can't decide if I like this, or if I think this material was last seen adorning the walls of the Spelling Mansion at the height of the popularity of The Love Boat: Can't you just see Candy Spelling wandering in front of that holding a
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If this looks familiar, I believe it's because it's from the same wet-look Armani collection as the blue gown Anne Hathaway wore as part of her Oscars rotation. I think this is fabulous on Penelope -- great color, sleek hair (no choppy bangs making her face
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View the gallery Well, Penelope Cruz is definitely doing her bit to pimp Pirates of the Caribbean 4: This Is Still Happening. She's done a bunch of appearances, she seems a tad befuddled about how to wrangle her post-partum chest, AND she's confusing us all
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View the gallery Yet again, the default hue for everyone who wanted color was red. In fact, there was an interesting article in the New York Times before the Oscars about Jennifer Lawrence's stylist, in which she asked the folks at handbag guru Judith Leiber whether they'
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