I actually think she looks foxy. Kind of like if Robert Palmer dressed up his backup dancers as Bowie SWINTONs and then cast them in a movie called Single White Gosling, in which a bunch of people try to live like they are Ryan in an effort to achieve world
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View the gallery It's time to montage some of these people -- we have a Swedish royal wedding to get to, people. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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The good news: Bonnie Tyler is BACK, and she's representing Great Britain in this year's Eurovision Song Contest. The bad news is, early hints suggest her song is called "Shake Your Polterwang." [Photo: WENN]
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It's been a while, but she looks basically exactly the same: And for that, and her polka-dots, I give her a hearty round of applause. You know what else would make me clap for joy? A Models Inc. revival. Come on -- we've resurrected 90210, Melrose
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Are they making an Aerosmith biopic? Because I think we have a candidate to play Steven Tyler. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery I was going to say, "I don't know why I bother to watch these things," but that would be a lie: I DVR them SPECIFICALLY so that we can all have a laugh at whatever hopeless shenanigans are passing for Exciting. New Year&
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Dear 1985-1988: We'll accept your apology anytime now. [Photo: Splash]
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This takes me back, way back, to when I would sneak all my mother's copies of Good Housekeeping to read the "My Problem And How I Solved It" column, which was almost always about someone discovering and/or committing infidelity in a totally juicy manner. All
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Points of interest: 1. Gabrielle "Andrea Zuckerman" Carteris IS ALIVE. 2. And she looks almost exactly the same as she did in 1993. This is the benefit of playing a teenager when you are approximately 35. When you are actually 50, you look comparatively spring-chicken-y. 3.
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The Go-Gos sans Belinda Carlisle (though we are sure they left a light on for her) made an appearance in L.A. last night. WHAT IS UP, JANE WIEDLIN. To me, of course, she will always be the Singing Telegram Girl, or Maxine of Arc, doing aerobics at the
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Aw. MEMORIES. This is the first time in a while Katie Holmes reminds me of the Katie Holmes of yore, back when she was a cute starlet and not Mrs. Cruise, Preternaturally Shiny Object of Couch-Hopping Lust. Jessica and I couldn't muster too much more for this
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Dear Tony Danza: I'm so sorry, good sir, but you are no longer the boss.
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So, I haven't seen Natalie Maines in such a long time -- presumably she had to hang out and tend to the kids while her hubby Adrian Pasdar logged time on the OMG-it's-finally-over Heroes -- that I seriously did not recognize her. I'm
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Oh, Ms. Warwick. This is, like, every season rolled into one outfit. One very hairy, Tropical Surf Hobo outfit. If the Olsen twins don't grow up to be exactly like her, I will be terribly upset.
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Every year, when Fug Madness begins, one of the proud members of Fug Nation wonders, "who the hell is Charo?" when confronted with her smiling disembodied head presiding over one of the quadrants of the Fug Madness bracket. All the question really means, you know, is that you,
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