Here's my hangup with Ariana Grande (whom my teenage niece loves; like, if Ariana is on TV, BACK OFF, because it's not going anywhere): About seventy-five percent of the time, if not more, nothing she's doing makes it all the way up to
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JAY: Hey, Bey. BEYONCE: Hey, Jay. JAY: You okay? BEY: Like a fine cabernet. JAY: Should we cover some Sugar Ray? BEY: I want to do "My Way." JAY: Maybe someday. BEY: I get a say. I'm the one with leather up in my va-jay-
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I really love the pattern Rita Ora is wearing and wish someone would make it a tennis dress at the U.S. Open. Having said that, everything about the rest of BOTH their outfits makes them look like Romy and Michele's High School Cheerleading Audition. [Photo: Fane/Flynet]
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In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa. Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
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I feel like I just stumbled back in time and into someone's misguided LSD-fueled seance: I mean, if you told me she was two seconds away from twirling and then singing "I Got You, Babe," to a tree, I'd believe you. And if
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View the gallery Here's my feeling about Travolta and Adele Dazeem: Plenty of people flubbed their lines at the Oscars; it was an extraordinarily sloppy show, and his had the misfortune of being the most cuckoo cock-up. But it's true that nobody else screwed up
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View the gallery This see-through, black, slinky Beyonce dress from the Super Bowl wasn't in our subscription, so I've basically been waiting for an excuse to talk about it: She wore it fresh off the similarly nude white lacy Michael Costello from the Grammys, and
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I totally forgot Renee Fleming happened at the Super Bowl. And the reason I forgot is, I think, because a) I was still spooning out dip at the time she sang, and dip is really, really important; and b) randomly she wasn't showing up in our subs, although
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View the gallery I'll be honest, this did not have my full attention, mostly because of party-related mayhem. But I will always salute a man for wearing a gold lame jacket. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In which Miley sings, "We can't stop," and I think to myself, "Are you sure? Not even for a couple weeks?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery My main reaction to this, sincerely, was, "She didn't even BeDazzle her cane. BORING." However, I want David Banda to end up marrying one of the Jolie-Pitts, because the ensuing wedding weekend and/or dinner table meeting of the in-laws would
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View the gallery To me, this is a pure Cher Horowitz-style Monet: From afar, thanks to her body, it's at least visually arresting -- but then the closer you look, the less you're dazzled. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Come for the giant coats, stay for the ribbon diaper. [Photos: Getty, me]
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Well, this happened. It's a cross between Courtney Love, Kim Kardashian, the montage in Mannequin, and The Bumble. With a genital wallet, which is easier to see once you lose the coat: I'm sure they're singing one of Miley's tunes, but in
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View the gallery Ah, the Jingle Ball(s). So far, they're just Dudes Barely Trying and then girls in thigh-highs. I'm discomfited. [Photos: Getty]
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