View the gallery Well. I know that I often say that this slideshow has everything but this slideshow really does have everything: GOATS. LEGOS. CROWNS. CAPES. DAMIAN LEWIS. VERY HIGH FASHION. WOMEN DRESSED AS FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE. PENS. ANGELINA JOLIE. A HARP. Everything! I can't wait for you to
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View the gallery The good news for Jordana Brewster is, the shoes are awesome. The bad news is that she maybe is only just noticing the rest of it. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery We just saw this gown's cousin on Kate Walsh, whose Addison Montgomery COULD be a cousin to Mellie Grant. If Bad Judge flops, Kate should write a letter to Shonda. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery I feel like between Fall, Spring, pre-Fall, Resort, Cruise, and whatever else designers are expected to come up with these days, they must spend their workday in a state of constant carpal tunnel and creative fear. That said, I like the idea of coming up with
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View the gallery There's a lot of SHINY in this. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Tickets to this sucker were $500 a pop. I paid less than that to see the Kings win the Stanley Cup in 2012, and that was all toothless, joyful men in beards, with nary a jumpsuit in sight. WAY better value for money. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Recommence discussions about which sacrificial virgins' blood Gabrielle Union has been drinking, and why she isn't sharing. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
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View the gallery It turns out that I am obsessed with resort collections. I think it's because I like to think about the various resorts to which I could wear these clothes, were I secretly incredibly loaded and possessed of endless free time. [Photos: Missoni]
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View the gallery You know how some people get breakup bangs? Katharine McPhee has a weird combination of newscaster head and breakup everything else. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery You will remember this dress from the Diamond Jubilee (or maybe you won't, but that's why I'm here). At the time, I noted that it made me crave a tiramisu, and you know what? I stand by that. Here, that seems
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View the gallery History will show that Year Two of Lupita Nyong'o was subtitled, Eh, What The Hell, Why Not? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery William's off hobnobbing with Becks, and Kate's off having breakfast with handsome yachters and posing with enormous trophies that have their own Louis Vuitton luggage. How was your morning? America's Cup is a yachting race -- Wikipedia, keepers of all great and
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View the gallery It's taking all my willpower not to make a "Posh and Becks" joke. And yes, this whole post DOES devolve into just eyeballing the print ads for Becks's new Belstaff collection and then looking at him in a tee shirt. (PS:
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View the gallery Fair to assume they're all in Stella McCartney, right? I mean, if I were Stella, I might not WANT anyone to assume that, but then again, if she made it, she has to stick by it. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]
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View the gallery Do you think people get their feelings hurt if they aren't invited to this -- like, "Dammit, does this mean guys are NOT choosing me?!?" [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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