View the gallery I am generally lukewarm on The Hilary Swank Experience. So it will not surprise you that my feelings about these outfits are a grunting, ladylike blend of meh and feh and huh. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Eva Green seems to gravitate to dark and witchy characters, and often, dark and witchy fashion. So I like to imagine her at home burning a Maleficent ad over a voodoo doll of Angelina Jolie and bitterly murmuring, "May the bloat be with Pitt. May the
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View the gallery Whoever is dressing Jessica Chastain has finally realized that girlfriend really looks great in color. All that, plus Channing Tatum awaits you. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because I missed Random Middle of the Night Royals Updates, and these two had too much on their respective plates to wait until Friday's Royals Round-Up. (Also, I didn't want you to have to wait for Harry in his uniform.) Harry'
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View the gallery This Russian TV personality -- a nice, vague resume line -- wore a hair crown at the opening ceremony, and she did NOT stop there. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery And when I say "everyone," I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I unabashedly loves this dress, no bones about it. We are officially without bones and sans abashedness. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Otherwise known as Men Behaving Manly. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Remember, I am the wind beneath your wings. And you are the wind beneath mine. Except replace 'you' with 'the natural zephyr of superb holiness in the Divine Church of LOPEZ.' And then you. Except replace 'you' with
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View the gallery You'd think they would all be in Saint Laurent. In fact, only one of them is. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery These two are in France promoting The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby. I wish Viola Davis, who is also in the film(s) -- it's some weirdo combination of three -- had made the trip, but maybe she's too busy resting up for her entry into
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View the gallery Her hair looks a lot darker from the front. Then again, so does the foundation she pasted on with a trowel, so maybe it's just the lighting. And you know I'm stalling on expressing my feelings for the dress when I'm
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View the gallery Dior often makes a big showing in Cannes. If J.Lawr HADN'T shown up cloaked in it, we'd be in the throes of a scandale. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery This will likely stand as my very favorite photo from the entire festival. I suspect it's from the shenanigans with Ferrera's dress, but in my head, Blanchett has just spoiled her on Game of Thrones/told her an extremely juicy secret about Nicole
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View the gallery This is basically perfection on her, I think. The first MAJOR gown of the festival, timed with her appearance with Ryan Reynolds, means Blake is doing some very smart deployment of fashion. [Photos: Getty]
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