View the gallery I hate to repeat what I said on Twitter, but I know not everyone reads it, and what I wrote there is still the first thing I think. Which is: Rita always poses like the manufacturer forgot to level her when she was made. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She looks a bit underwhelming -- not bad, but not GRAND enough for my personal needs at this event -- but he is A DELIGHT. A delight, I tell you. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery A sighting of Blake and Ryan together, canoodling on a red carpet, is almost as rare as an Affleck-Garner public lovefest. DRINK IT IN WHILE YOU CAN. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery I feel like when the theme for this year's Met Gala came out, Zac Posen heaved a HUGE sigh of relief and called Dita and was like, "WE ARE ALL OVER THIS." And, indeed, so they were. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery There is some confusion on the Interwebs as to which twin is wearing what designer, and I think it's because some people can't tell the twins APART so they're trying to be vague about how they're credited. Ashley is
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View the gallery We had Katie Holmes! If only James Van Der Beek had been there! We could have had a PROPER Dawson's reunion. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I hope Tom Brady's pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The once and future stars of Glee seem to be on very good terms. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Not to start a drama, but a lot of people on the Internet thought Zoe Saldana was going to wear Prabal -- and in fact, the last time she did was this custom hodge-podge of a hot mess, which makes me wonder if she was like, "
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View the gallery I think she looks amazing, but man do I have trouble seeing past her date. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery They're besties now, they got ready together, and they're wearing the same designer. We might as well roll them into the same post.
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View the gallery To speak in the parlance of our time: I can't even. Translated: This is gorgeous. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She's back to black. She also, I hear, gets decent reception of ESPN and Bravo. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Claire Danes has a raging case of the sartorial blahs lately. Which is so weird because by and large her FACE has been so chipper. MYSTERIES. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery When I first saw this, I was deeply concerned that it looked like she was wearing a sports bra. A good sports bra -- a really cute sports bra -- but a sports bra nevertheless. But the longer I lived with it, the more I grew to like it,
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