View the gallery With a few notable exceptions, I wanted more from your hats, ladies. Look to the royal weddings -- and Royal Ascots -- of the world! Chapeau yourselves more vehemently next time! [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery So much happened this weekend, from the Kentucky Derby to the White House Correspondent's Dinner, and then tonight is the Met Gala. I hope you've been taking your vitamins, because we are going to have a LOT of judgements to pass. We'
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View the gallery John Slattery directed a movie, Christina Hendricks is in it, and a bunch of Mad Men folks came out for the premiere. Sadly, this sandwich contains no Hamm. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery WELL. We have A LOT to discuss. The Netherlands celebrated Kings' Day with hats and a variety of tertiary royals (my favorite kind, including one with a connection to a dramatic tale of the German Resistance); Princess Charlene does not look pregnant, despite our (my) speculations;
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View the gallery We might as well catch up on what Yon Midriffs are up to these days. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In short, a variety of very famous people didn't walk the red carpet at this thing. Is everyone avoiding Giuliana?!? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This event brought out a wide amalgamation of individuals. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because we're just going to have as many awards show as humanly possibly until this planet explodes in a fireball of hair extensions and self-tanner. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery A dreary episode in which Juliette TOTALLY Juliettes herself, maddeningly, and then the threat of addiction and mental illness is swept under the rug like some old dust bunnies. Not exactly the best way to come back from a hiatus.
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View the gallery I don't understand why people need to attend upfronts for Hulu when they are on a show that just simply happens to be ON Hulu, but no one asks me these things, and god knows I am always happy when celebrities leave the house. [Photos:
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View the gallery First of all, this show is really good. I am a little alarmed that Sarah Silverman (who is also currently dating Michael Sheen) is joining the cast, only because Masters of Sex is full of subtle performances and I don't think of her as particularly
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View the gallery Sure, let's toss another awards show onto the campfire. WHY NOT. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In which Vivian is just the worst, Wade is RIDICULOUS, and Zoe is incapable of saying the words, "wow, I am not getting involved." There are two dance-related plot lines (and, accordingly, two dance scenes encompassing three dances, which might be too much dancing
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View the gallery In which My Beloved Martha Stewart wears gold lamé capri pants in public for the THIRD TIME. Martha! You've taught me so much: how to fold a fitted sheet, that it's okay to drink cocktails at like 11 a.m. as long as
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View the gallery She has got to be over this endless merry-go-round of Spider-Man press, but at least she looks fab doing it. [Photos: Getty, PacCoast News, INF, Splash]
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