View the gallery Today! Wills and Kate went to something called The Royal Easter Show, which best as I could figure out -- please help me, Australians! -- is somewhat like a really really LARGE county fair here in the US, full of livestock-shearing exhibits and people's prize-winning
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View the gallery William and Kate's first full day in Australia involved meeting with victims of a terrible and deeply destructive brush fire near Sydney -- I know everyone has great sympathy in these instances, but as a Californian, seeing brush fire and earthquake victims in consecutive days also
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View the gallery I hope these two get a nice long vacation after their press tour is done. Maybe they can go sack out at Will and Kate's country house and the four of them can trade stories from the road. [Photos: Splash, Getty, WENN, PacCoastNews]
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View the gallery Part one involved puppies and George and bracelets, and then we moved from New Zealand to Sydney, which involved more George, but no puppies. As you will see, both Kate and Cheeks (as they call him over at What Would Kate Do? It's VERY APT
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View the gallery Today (so far) involved puppies! William holding George! And bracelets! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME, ROYALS? I cannot take it: THOSE ARE MY THREE FAVORITE THINGS. Anyway, it was W&K's last day in New Zealand (which has looked so lovely; I really
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View the gallery MORE GOWNS. Just let the glory of them wash over you. Bonus points to Naeem Khan for going Full Drama with the veils. Now that I'm old, I am really into the Old School Long-Ass Crazy Dramatic veil, the kind of veil you wear
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View the gallery I must say, I thought this episode was VERY cute. In short: Zoe visits a psychic who tells her that she's been cursed for breaking up George and Lemon ("Lemorge," as Zoe puts it, which is NOT a name that makes one likely
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View the gallery Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things. Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And
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View the gallery While Coachella and the MTV Movie Awards happened, so did the press tour and international premieres of the new Spider-Man movie trundle onward, with varying degrees of success, but high degrees of cuteness. [Photos: Getty, WENN, PacCoastNews]
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View the gallery Let's just close this thing down. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Nothing makes you feel more out of touch than realizing that there are all these young dude actors running around totally unbeknownst to you. Either that, or MTV has taken to inviting total randoms to these things, but I suspect that way back in 1992, my mother
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View the gallery Sans star Ashley Rickards. What does it say about MTV when they can't compel the lead of their tentpole show to come to this thing? That literally is awkward. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Bless Kat Graham for being reliably interesting. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I feel like it works better if your fingers don't cover the messaging. Fortunately, I think I've got this one. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Shailene obviously takes this one home, but let's look at everyone else who gave us a slice of midriff yesterday. [Photos: Getty]
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