Posts tagged: “Revenge”

View the gallery Note:  Do I even know what's happening in this show anymore? NOT REALLY. And that's why I'm going to keep the actual recap so very short: 1. Olivier Martinez used to date Victoria and he had something to do with Aidan&

View the gallery How is it possible for a show where a dude drowns the brain fog out of his ex-girlfriend is SO BORING? Also: apparently, Stevie Grayson only brought one outfit to the Hamptons, and Justin Huntley takes his shirt off and then peaces out. Sigh. NOW what

View the gallery Guess what's boring? This show. Even though our protagonist has a mysterious brain fog and Gail O'Grady is, frankly, awesome. At least Nolan wore a shirt covered in puppies?

View the gallery In which people wear a lot of red, because they're out for BLOOD, and Daniel correctly uses a three-syllable word, and the show gets a little bit better actually. And I substitute for Jessica due to boring workload reasons. Don't worry. Like

View the gallery This show is frustrating.  There are moments in it which are genuinely juicy and effective, it's just that they're surrounded by OTHER moments that are so dumb they make my face hurt.

View the gallery This episode seriously featured a catfight over a glass of wine being poured onto a Restoration Hardware chair.

View the gallery So many notes! 1. This half-season finale was, although nonsensical in many ways that I plan to enumerate in excruciating detail, actually pretty entertaining. 2. It was also penned by a person who I suspect has never been in a wedding, and who may, in fact,

View the gallery How can we only be on the 9th episode of Revenge this season? It feels like it's gearing up for the season finale, what with Emily's Crazy Misguided Revenge Wedding and all, but I guess that's merely going to be its

View the gallery I was all prepped to note that this felt like one of those treading water episodes -- just closing certain opening off and opening other story lines up. And then the last five minutes happened, and they were actually very exciting.

View the gallery First of all, apologies for the tardiness of this recap. I have had jury duty. This may surprise you, but it's very difficult to recap an episode of Revenge while impaneled. "Hang on one super second, your honor. I'll tell you all

View the gallery As I mentioned last week, I am only now watching Breaking Bad -- I'm almost at the end of season four -- and everyone was right: it is tremendous. And one of the tremendous things about it is that at the end of nearly every episode, you

View the gallery Team Victoria.

View the gallery So. It turns out this episode was actually super entertaining.

View the gallery I'd just like to note that I think we ALL suspected that Aidan was playing Victoria. Poor Victoria: her long-lost son is PROBABLY not really her long-lost son at all (I decided that Patrick is actually a Fed, investigating the Graysons for 1-