Posts tagged: “Ringer”

View the gallery I am going to miss this show if it gets cancelled, which everyone tells me is super likely even though I think bitches be crazy if they take SMG off the air, ratings be damned -- and it's not like Gossip Girl is so gold-plated

View the gallery Tonight is the Ringer finale, possibly FOREVER, so this is one of the last chances on GFY to come forth and bask in the House of Gruffuddor (unless he shows up next on, say, 90210, which fortunately for him seems very unlikely). Since this entire hour took

View the gallery Man, the universe was against me on this one: First, the director of Cruel Intentions did this episode, and they did NOT put Ronald in it, even for a single second, even in the background teaching a panting schoolgirl how to bow her cello in both euphemistic

View the gallery So, what does a lady wear when she's trying to purr about the erotic allure of your green energy initiatives? A surprisingly high-necked shirt, actually. Seems like a misfire, no? Also: BLOOD, and more frothy gruffudding than one slide can ably contain.

View the gallery To get you all warmed up for tonight's new Ringer, I present an episode in which we get to see Hot Malcolm's refreshingly un-hot -- and thus, relateable -- driver's licence photo, and what Ioan looks like in a hospital gown. It&

View the gallery In which the most dramatically laughable thing anyone wears the entire hour is this green screen.

View the gallery This week's episode was all about Ioan's facial repertoire, as he grapples with the reveal of his Ponzi scheme. All that blah-blah about the SEC would've been way more interesting if he'd been running a Fonzie scheme instead,

View the gallery Does it matter what anyone else wore? The point is really what Logan Echolls DIDN'T wear.

View the gallery Lots more waist-up shots this week, and a continued downturn in vexing couture, but that's okay: Great outerwear, makeup envy, a continuity error, ANOTHER BUFFY PUNCH, and the morphing emotions of Henry's sack are keeping me in long-winded business.

View the gallery First, a note: Because of Fashion Week, I got behind, so the fug-cap of the first Ringer episode I missed went up yesterday (read it! I know they're long, but bookmark where you left off and then pick it up again! No worries!) and

View the gallery Well, the Great Poor Twin Bangs Experiment of 2012 failed spectacularly last week, so we're back to Sarah Michelle Gellar's regular awesome hair/face combo, which is welcome. The title of this episode was, "What are you doing here, ho-bag?"

View the gallery Well, now that Rich Twin and Poor Twin are in the same city, the show ran into the problem of how viewers could tell at a glance which twin was which. The solution was a banged wig for Poor Twin, who now looks the part. Shouldn'