Apparently, today was Prince Curlyhead Backpack's first day of pre-school, and rather than invite the press (which was done for Wills and Harry; look at how insane William's first day of school was), Kate just emailed the pics of their morning to everyone after they
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View the gallery Please, join me as we take a look back at the Year in Cambridges. (This isn't everything, not by any means -- just moments I thought you might enjoy revisiting/loads of baby shenanigans. Seriously: If you like pictures of other people's babies, I
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View the gallery And we're almost at our final Royals Round-Up of this year, because next Friday is, of course, Christmas! I'm going to do a mini Royals Round-Up on Wednesday, if there is anything to cover, and we've got LOADS of
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In which Kensington Palace cracks the whip to bring me back to work several hours early, by releasing these on the Twitters. But what are five hours of lying on the sofa watching TV and shoving leftover queso dip in my mouth, after all? Important work, to be sure, but
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View the gallery Happy second birthday, Prince Squishy McAllCaps, Duke of Muffins, Earl of Mischief, Baron Sweetcheeks. What better way to celebrate the birthday of a small, charismatic child we don't personally know (AS FAR AS I AM AWARE) than a giant slideshow of Greatest Hits? Well, maybe
View GalleryIn honor of Prince Squirmy Monkey turning two tomorrow, the palace has -- as you can see! -- released a new Testino pic via their Instagram: "HELLO, MISTER TESTINO. YOU SEEM LIKE A LOVELY PERSON WITH ALL SORTS OF INTERESTING GADGETS. SO WHY DON'T YOU HOLD ME FOR A
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View the gallery First off, big news: The Royal We is now available in English in e-book form in many many MANY MANY countries, one of which is probably yours! It's on e-book in Australia and New Zealand and the UK and Germany and France and
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View the gallery This is a nice, juicy Royals Round-Up for your Friday, complete with leftover bits and bobs from Charlotte's Christening and Wimbledon, drinking, darts, tiaras, and a TINY PIGLET. (An actual piglet. That was not a euphemism.) Here are GFY this week, we: * Tackled Princess
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View the gallery Is it terrible that the second thing I thought when I saw these photos -- after, "wow, these are really great!" -- was, "Mario Testino is so good at artfully cropping William's bald spot to his best advantage"? But he is, you guys,
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View the gallery a) Can I interest you in two squirmy royal babies and a McQueen coatdress on a Sunday morning? I THOUGHT SO. b) If you're interested in Charlotte's godparents, People of course has the whole scoop. Essentially, it's two cousins (a Spencer
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View the gallery What a WEEK! We had A LOT of Royal Events this week, and still plenty of stuff you haven't yet eyeballed in the slideshow. Pour another Pimms and let's get it on. I bring you turbans and George and tiaras and the deepest
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View the gallery Great. Now I need to get THIS Breton top, too. (Additionally, I decided that everyone just had some bad Hollandaise sauce at the pre-Trooping the Colour breakfast yesterday, because everyone seems to be feeling better today for the Traditional Mommy and Me Polo Outing.) [Photos: Getty,
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View the gallery I would never deny you the various tiaras and ball gowns and fur stoles (????) and random crazy historical scandals of the guests of a royal wedding if I could help it. To Wikipedia! (PS: In case you missed it, the bride and groom are here.) [Photos: Getty,
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View the gallery WELCOME BACK, KATE. I've missed you, and I am sorry to have to inform you that, in the haze of having two wee children, you may not have noticed that you put a satellite dish on your head. Speaking of those two small children, I
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I am DELIGHTED to note that someone showed us this picture on her phone while we were at our book signing today. Everyone squealed. And that is as it should be, Fug Nation! WHAT. A. NOODLE. Or, I guess, what a pair of noodles. I want to squash both of
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