Looking at this photo, I had a weird moment where I suddenly turned into Dorota, Blair's devoted ladies' maid on Gossip Girl. I sort of sighed, and looked concerned, and set my chin on my hand and said, "Oh, Mees Blair." Because...well, "oh,
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Normally, I would expect Drunkface to win anything like this in a landslide. ESPECIALLY in these pants. WHAT. It's like each kneecap is a window that needs its own drapes. It's such a scrolldown that I keep scrolling back up real fast to save myself. Now,
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This isn't really a scrolldown fug (because it's fugly everywhere) so much as it is a scrolldown fun. (Yes, I went there.) Oh, CHLOE. You are hilarious. Your cuffs are stapled where your pockets should be, and you look like a magician's assistant at
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I feel like, with this one, we're GETTING THERE. If this was two inches higher on the bust and four inches longer down below, I might not have thought twice about this. I see it has a train -- which appears to be attached to her sides and back
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Shiloh Fernandez here was up for the Edward role in Twilight, was supposed to be the dude-lead in the TRAGICALLY overlooked Gossip Girl 80s spin-off, and is rumored to be up for the Johnny Depp part in the reboot of 21 Jump Street. I can see it. I
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Another perfectly cute cocktail dress... [Photo: WENN.com]... ruined by a hip with a Santa Claus complex.
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