Daytime Emmy Awards: Fugs and Fabs
View the gallery It's the most fugliful time of the year. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's the most fugliful time of the year. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryOh, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald. I know you had a hard life on Passions, including nearly being cremated alive, and going down to hell with Julian Crane and having to hang out with him there while Hitler wandered by you. But that's no excuse for THIS much sideboob. AT
Read moreView the gallery This. Has. Everything: Aisha Tyler, someone from Knots Landing, thigh purses, and that thing where people look forty even though they aren't even 25 yet. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty]
View GalleryOh, sweet child, please stop undervaluing the contributions your FACE can make to the world: There is no need to audition for Miss Cosmic Boob Fireworks Twinkle Nightie 2014. Your soap is still on the air. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreI'm sad for the Daytime Emmys. As if soaps didn't already feel like the bastard stepchild of the entertainment world, now nobody will televise the show, and apparently the red carpet pre-show was an unholy nightmare. I miss the olden days, when every channel had
Read moreView the gallery Otherwise known as the place that loves CBS soaps more than any other. Plus: Bonus Dallas, man formal shorts, and Katniss Fauxverdeen from Revolution (does she even still use the crossbow or did they get wise and write it out?). [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery It's practically camouflage. It's quilted for absorbency. It's awkward and weird. Doing the math, I have no choice but to conclude that Is Drew Barrymore wearing a modified Hunting Slanket. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The state of daytime soaps is so lamentable -- THERE ARE ONLY FOUR LEFT; hug them while you can -- that this year, they broadcast the Emmys on... HLN. Yes, the network formerly known as CNN Headline News, or CNN2, or That Place They Put The Newsreaders Who Aren&
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Kim here is on The Bold and the Beautiful, which is a show with all kinds of ooky plots, like how her mother Brooke was a) impregnated WITH Hope by her daughter Bridget's husband, and then b) had MASKED SEX WITH HOPE'S boyfriend against the wall
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On the one hand, there is something sort of cheerful and fun and unexpected about these patterns together, bonded by the purple cummerbund. On the other, she looks like the newest small-town girl at the Miss Sasspot Pageant in some remote corner of Nevada, the winner of which usually
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Can we all agree that this translucency thing is over now? Wear a mini-skirt, or wear a dress. Make up your mind. I'm so tired of the whole "I have been doing yoga every day for a year so my legs are awesome and I want
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There is nothing I love more than an excuse to talk about soap operas that we don't get in this country. For example, this is Carley Stenson, who used to play the Steph Cunningham, the longest-running cast member on Hollyoaks: Her outfit is goofy. But is it
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