Y'all are going to know EXACTLY where I'm going with this almost immediately. I am going to a wretched old town called Stumpville, where the trees have been hacked down, the barstools are all too low, and nobody has any knees. Seriously, though, I know I
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FERGIE: Hilary. You're smiling. Why are you smiling? HILARY: Because... should I not be? FERGIE: Do tree stumps smile? HILARY: No. FERGIE: WELL THEN: FERGIE: You were so close. And then look at those things. HILARY: Oh, I suppose I see what you mean. FERGIE: Yep. Just poking
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"Oh, GOD," Winona thought to herself. "I think I forgot to put on my thighs."
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"I know, I know, I'm sorry." "The cleaners lost my dress, and the dog ate my pants, and then the dog threw threw them up on all my other shirts, and my butler loaned me his coat because all mine are in storage for the
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