The Gents of Super Bowl Weekend
Including a sliver of the halftime show, such as it was.
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Including a sliver of the halftime show, such as it was.
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They were right to skip that snoozefest, by the way.
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It's one of my favorite genres of posts.
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For once, the actual best part was the sports.
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View the gallery The scene at the party we attended: "Okay, but don't sleep on the Patriots. Don't sleep on the Patriots. No, seriously, don't sleep on the Patriots. OMG ATLANTA WE TOLD YOU NOT TO SLEEP ON THE PATRIOTS. DID YOU NOT
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View the gallery I spent my Super Bowl weekend doing filing, doing a magic show with the beans, cooking, and typing. So basically all these people and I had the same experience. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It feels like an indictment of the establishment's confidence in Coldplay that it both hired Coldplay for the Super Bowl, then signed two other "guest star" recording artists to help fill up that time. Or in other words, when the beans confusedly asked,
View GalleryView the gallery Well, this was cracked out, but entertaining. And it gave us Sharknado 3: Beach Blanket Wake and Bake, for which pop culture will be forever grateful. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery I haven't had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I'm excluding that from this post, but we'll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering
View GalleryI totally forgot Renee Fleming happened at the Super Bowl. And the reason I forgot is, I think, because a) I was still spooning out dip at the time she sang, and dip is really, really important; and b) randomly she wasn't showing up in our subs, although
Read moreView the gallery I'll be honest, this did not have my full attention, mostly because of party-related mayhem. But I will always salute a man for wearing a gold lame jacket. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryPHIL: Listen, ref, can't you do something? TERRY McAULAY: What would you have me do, exactly? PHIL: You've got the flag in your belt. Throw it. Throw some laundry on this play. JOE: What are you talking about? TERRY: Sorry, Phil. I just don't
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View the gallery It is REALLY hard to keep tabs on all the people who were partying in New Orleans this weekend. This is the best assortment I could muster, but if I missed anything egregious, please do post a link in the comments. No Crazy Stones must be left
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View the gallery It was entertaining to look at, I guess, but I feel like... obviously this means I'm getting old, but for me the choreography felt repetitive, and the occasional live singing over a backing track didn't do justice to the fact that she'
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We already dealt with the regular-season main titles for Sunday Night Football, in which Hill looks less human than like some kind of CGI'd replica of herself. For the special Super Bowl opener yesterday, you'll be pleased -- in that wrinkly vexed way -- to know RoboFaith
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