I thought we were done with these. Seeing a perfectly cute cocktail frock ruined by a mullet, wanting to chase her around with hedge-clippers until I can lop off the tail, hoping I don't get arrested... I feel like it's 2007 again and Carrie Underwood
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There is so much I love here. Her lips may need a splash more color ("just a splash," Sally Albright's voice is saying in my head), but the soft Adele-ish hair and that adorable printed dress are so fabulous and covetable together. It makes the
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View the gallery The bad news is, Vampire Diaries doesn't come back until October. The good news is, that's because the CW wants to minimize reruns and/or off weeks, so once it DOES come back we can mainline it. That doesn't answer the
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View the gallery Switched at Birth is really a wonderful, wonderful show -- it has great actors, innovative scenes all in sign language, interesting adult characters, and lots of good hair. I'm saying all this now so that when I get to the part where I both hate her
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View the gallery "Word up, sex people. Welcome to the Bieb-0210, where we dress for the war zone that is my hotel bed -- a.k.a., that place where I get out my incredibly heavy artillery and lay you down and do the things I read about in
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View the gallery Portions of Fug Nation get worked up whenever I feature CRJ here, like I drove over to your house and beat you about the head with your cassingle of "Call Me Maybe." You guys, I sing it in the shower, too. I sincerely just think
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View the gallery I think hanging out with Britney too much is starting to seep into Demi's brain. Although, honestly, if BRITNEY were wearing this first look, I would be DYING, y'all. Because Britney would never. Because Britney is kind of snoozy lately, despite the fact
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You guys know I love her; every time someone asked, this last week, who was our dream casting for Brooke Berlin, Ashley's name came up. HOWEVER: This just ain't working. I am tempted to fix it by putting a jacket of some sort on her, but
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This is so swell on her: I might be slightly swayed by the fact that this dress looks a little bit like it's inspired by the cover of my favorite Choose Your Own Adventure book, in which You somehow end up hanging out with the Ancient Mayans (and
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View the gallery There are a lot of times I don't subscribe to the philosophy, "Gwen Stefani is cooler than thou." But this is not one of them. No offense to thee, obviously. [Photos: Getty]
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Or, as I call her now, Mrs David "You Are So Precious To Me" Silver -- wait, except, does that make Megan Fox the new Tori Spelling? Something about that doesn't quite track. For one thing, it would be weird for Tori to have a tattoo of
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I don't know who Jayma Mays's stylist is: But give that kid a raise.
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So, I'm sure you guys all know about how Heather and I are basically incapable of resisting most Teen Dramas. Seriously: I love them. I watch them all. If The CW goes out of business, I will quite sincerely be bereft. But there is one that I just
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I really like Heather Morris on Glee -- although I am concerned that she is going to fall prey to the common Popular Tertiary Character disorder in which the PTC is so P that her part is boosted past being T, and then we discover that her C is best in
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Yesterday, we got an e-mail from a reader begging for a spirit-boosting Monday morning dose of Pacey at the Teen Choice Awards, just because. Unfortunately I didn't get the e-mail until it was too late, so here's hoping this gives her a pleasant
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