View the gallery Having grown up in Southern California, my understanding of the Hamptons comes primarily from whatever I'm watching on Bravo (aka "everything Bravo airs") and a variety of people I follow on Snapchat who get to go to the Hamptons every weekend. There is
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I tend to ignore Joanna Krupa because I just cannot deal with Real Housewives of Miami. It is the worst of the Housewives franchise -- although I also quit New Jersey last season -- and I have no interest in her. (Now, if you want to talk about RHoBH, sit down here
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View the gallery I just hope everyone at this party got a free tube of Black Honey Almost Lipstick, because that stuff is the bomb, and half the time Clinique is out due to said bomb-ness. Stock up, Emily VanCamp! [Photos: Getty]
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Items of note, if you are not watching The Real Housewives of Whatever (at any moment, there is a 75% chance that I am watching an episode of The Real Housewives of Somewhere. I even watched Miami, and Miami was terrible [sorry, Andy Cohen]): 1. Adrienne Maloof here is currently
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View the gallery For the past eight years, there's been this thing in Los Angeles called Brit Week, where we all speak in fake English accents. Not really. I'm not actually entirely sure WHAT Brit Week is, except...we like the British, so why not devote
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View the gallery Okay, we're officially at the gap in my pop culture knowledge: Housewives of Wherever and their televisual cohorts. Well, there are probably several other gaps, actually, but this is the one glaring at me the hardest right now. Looking at the folder of pictures from
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As much as I actually really like the new and improved cast of The Real Housewives of New York -- seeing Ramona scramble to make herself the top dog has been kind of hilarious, and I love anyone with a fake leg -- I miss Kelly Bensimon's brand of full-
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So, as we know, last season on The Real Housewives of New York, Kelly here was TOTALLY CRACKED OUT to the point that people were wondering about her mental health in an ACTUAL way, and not in an off-hand "bitch crazy" way. Although her wackitude did lead
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The scene: a party for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The players: Former OJ Simpson trial witness Faye Resnick, on the right, and RHOBH cast member Taylor Armstrong. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]Armstrong's incredibly awkward and ill-punctuated bio on the Bravo Web site claims she "knows
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Can I just hijack this page for a second to talk about the Real Housewives, and how I don't understand why I am even still watching New Jersey, as it clearly pales when sandwiched between the awesomeness of New York and what appears to be the awesomeness of
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