Posts tagged: “The Voice”

View the gallery The weird subplot of this whole season was Christina Aguilera Refuses To Give Whole-Hearted Props To The Contestant Who Was On Mickey Mouse Club With Her. She would say things like, "You have a great voice... I mean, you're kind of one-note,

View the gallery It had to happen eventually. There's only so many times Christina could keep it sedate before her sanity got a pimple. Also: Cee Lo wears atomic gnashers. No, really.

View the gallery There is just something really poetic about a man in a hat with chains on it relentlessly cuddling his cat. I keep expecting one of these interviews ending in the cat offering an opinion, possibly in Liza Minnelli's voice. Just because. Also: bonus Bieber (if

View the gallery Let's put it this way: Before DirecTV settled with Tribune and gave back my CW feed in time for One Tree Hill, I was contemplating finding Christina to see if her head was picking up the channel.

View the gallery Well, apparently in addition to Idol, I'm going to have to watch The Voice now. But this is where I draw the line. Do your worst this summer on America's Got Talent, Howard Stern. Feathered underpants? Nipple shields made of Duracell? LA LA