I am ashamed of what I'm about to do, but it's RIGHT THERE for the taking, so here goes: This seams on that thing are a worse botch-job than Adele Dazeem. ZING. TIP YOUR SERVER. Don't order the soup. [Photo: Splash]
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Audra McDonald won a record sixth Tony Award -- and wept really touchingly while doing it -- and so I'm very sad she didn't look as regal as her legacy. If you have just woken up in your home to breakfast in your Marimekko bed cooked by a
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When she came out on the Tony stage, this just looked so silly and clunky on her. It's better on the red carpet, but that hem is killing me with looking like it's from a party store, and the whole enterprise has me concerned that The
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Because it's Monday, and because I love you and want you to have nice things: Our beloved Intern George is getting married, and has a poor attendance record. We might be hiring at GFY HQ, Matt. I'm just saying. [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery It's time to montage some of these people -- we have a Swedish royal wedding to get to, people. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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Imagine, if you will: You're Scarlett Johansson. Once you read all your diaries and text messages and e-mails and whatnot, just to get the gossip on yourself, and you quickly write something on her forehead as proof of your possession and send yourself a portrait of it
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View the gallery Oh no. It's spreading. [Photos: Getty]
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Cynthia, in a commitment to art that is rampant these days, shaved her head for her role in Wit on Broadway. So that explains that -- and actually she's carrying that off way better than I expected, so hurrah. But what do we think of the gown? Most of
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Here is one thing that dastardly proliferation of sheers has done: made me happy to see a fishtail hem. It helps that the lady in the fishtail is Bernadette Peters, a freaking legend, looking regal in aptly royal purple. Had she never done anything else, I'd still consider
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Jessica recently took Noted Kook Laura Bell Bundy here to task for dressing like she's still playing Elle Woods on Broadway. To that I'd like to add, "dressing like a Miss USA also-ran who is ten minutes from being disqualified for a past that&
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You know, they should just take the Fashion Police conceit a step further and flat-out shoot mug shots on the red carpet. Look, Amanda Seyfried is already participating: Her expression says, "I DIDN'T DO IT. MY MENTAL BRAKES FAILED. MY STYLIST CUT ME OFF. I DIDN&
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View the gallery Sigh. Look how pretty her face is. No, seriously. Look now. Do it while you can. Because the second she turns around it's going to be full frontal Lady BritDita Von Gagteese, and I'll be far too busy wondering where she's
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View the gallery "Yeah, that's right. That's MY man nominated for a freaking Tony," Emma seems to be thinking. "And we are so cute, we give puppies inferiority complexes." [Photos: me, Getty]
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And so it is: The Earth rotates, Diet Coke tastes delicious, Intern George blows off work, and Edie Falco looks pretty at an awards show. In fact, the only shocker was that she didn't win -- isn't it written into law in this nation that she takes
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Here's a revolutionary idea, Rapunz-Al: Let your hair down. Seriously, you had better be making a jazzercise DVD, or else I PROMISE you none of this is worth it.
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