Well. You know how sometimes you store your leftover pizza in the fridge and one piece sticks to another, so that when you try to pull them apart, there's a wonky transfer of toppings and it ruins things for one of the slices? That's the kind
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View the gallery Might as well keep this pizza confined to its box, eh? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I will give this to Emma Stone: She is a salesman. I hate this Dior dress, but what she's doing with it up there is as close as I will ever get to not wanting to light it on fire. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Why am I putting you through this? To make ABSOLUTELY SURE you're ready and willing and stoked to kick 2014 to the curb. But also, this was my attempt to keep all these yahoos from bogging down the "Worst of the Rest" slideshow,
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View the gallery Hey, y'all, look what I found on this COMPLETELY SLOW week? A post I started to write and then accidentally never FINISHED, from two months ago. EUREKA. VISUAL STIMULATION. This book deadline has been taking, taking, taking, and yet now -- by virtue of the short-
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I saw this and said to myself, "Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments." But... well, I bet you know what's coming: It's a Hollywood person in a see-through JUMPSUIT.
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Granny panties, a see-through skirt, and a poorly draped top that puts the "ow" in luau? Looks like someone has a raging case of the Kimyes. Beyonce was right to skip the wedding, they clearly don't have a vaccine for this yet. This is so
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Dior is the master of beautiful overlays that could have been stunning... if they were real dresses. First Jennifer Lawrenc got the Onesie With A Dream, and now this: There are a couple offenses here: One is the fact that they put Charlize Theron in a glorified bodyshaper and it&
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We saw this, and trembled at its evils, on Mamie Gummer at the Oscars. I'm actually sort of surprised that a top model like Karlie Kloss would ever wear something at an event this high-profile had been done already at another high-profile event. Maybe that'
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View the gallery I mean, it will surprise no one who knows me that I do not care for this. But I do have other reasons beyond just underbutt. I promise. [Photos: Getty]
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I know Maitland Ward from being on The Bold and The Beautiful a whopping 20 years ago, but she also apparently starred in Boy Meets World -- which I never watched, because I chose my Savage, and it was Fred. Many of you, however, will only know her as The High
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I love this picture. This was for the Save Venice Enchanted Garden Ball -- apparently Venice is famous for elaborate carnival headgear, so leave it off at your own peril -- which raised $700,000 to help save the city from the constant threat of erosion. And the sight of Padma in
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View the gallery If the idea is that the more episodes you have in the can, the more skin you show, then they ought to pull this show off the air NOW. [Photos: WENN]
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Oh, Ms. Wearstler. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. This is the wearst. [Photo: Getty]
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I just... Is there a REASON shirts have to try to be windows? Can we just build some more of them that are made of ACTUAL fabric and not pieces of a mosquito tent? [Photo: Getty]
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