The final Twilight press tour is going to be AWKWARD, given the current state of affairs between K Stew and R Pattz. And I suspect the final movie will be less zingy than the others, because Anna Kendrick isn't in it and her character at least always said
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Y'all are going to know EXACTLY where I'm going with this almost immediately. I am going to a wretched old town called Stumpville, where the trees have been hacked down, the barstools are all too low, and nobody has any knees. Seriously, though, I know I
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The longer I looked at this, the more I had doubts. The skirt is cute. The shoes are actually Amanda Woodward-style mules rather than booties (maybe she learned it from Heather Locklear when they did the new Melrose Place), which is a trend I'd be happy to
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View the gallery I think hanging out with Britney too much is starting to seep into Demi's brain. Although, honestly, if BRITNEY were wearing this first look, I would be DYING, y'all. Because Britney would never. Because Britney is kind of snoozy lately, despite the fact
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You guys know I love her; every time someone asked, this last week, who was our dream casting for Brooke Berlin, Ashley's name came up. HOWEVER: This just ain't working. I am tempted to fix it by putting a jacket of some sort on her, but
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At first I classified this as a scrolldown, but then once I got there, I found myself heading back north with some questions as well. The empire waist crowds the giant bow neckline a little, and makes the below-the-knee hem feel like an ETERNITY away. Maybe if the
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At first I thought Emilie de Ravin here played Sleeping Beauty on Once Upon A Time, so I was all ready with my cracks about how "sleep" was the operative word because this outfit was giving me narcoleptic fits. But then I did my homework and she is
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Donna Air here is a British TV presenter and model, and has a huge paragraph on her Wikipedia page about how she was EXONERATED in a SCANDAL in which she was accused of the HORRIBLE CRIME of having....TWO PARKING PERMITS. You guys, it's okay. Parking is confusing
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Well, look: Compared to what we usually complain about with this one, Christina's dress certainly isn't as bad as it could be. But it's not better enough for me. It's a glorified nightie, basically. So nothing is oozing out, and it'
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View the gallery I love the look Kristen Stewart is giving Thor in this moment -- like, "We shot a movie together, we've done a bunch of premieres together, and I STILL kind of can't believe this person exists in nature. I wonder if he can
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Let's help G-Bone make this less Dynasty. G-Bone, by the way, is the alter-ego nickname I've given to the person Ginnifer must be trying to channel when she gets all Angry Eyes on the red carpet. The sunny, cute talk-show Ginnifer would
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I was going to Fug or Fab this, and then I was going to Well Play it, and then I realized that every single thing I wrote had notes: So why not let's ALL give notes, shall we? I actually love the pattern and this color -- on the
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Looking at this just makes me itchy. Long sleeves stuffed into a leather dress, paired with hot lights and camera flashes, is what I think of as the birthplace of sweat stains. This is from the Marc Jacobs collection with all the giant furry hats and Wicked Witch of the
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It feels like Cobie Smulders might be trying to fill the Gwynnie void at the Avengers events -- granted, I think Gwyneth's role amounts to a cameo, but she's been nowhere near any of these premieres, and so Cobie is stepping in with some welcome drama. I
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Well, I certainly can't complain that Lily Collins here is afraid of color. And thank God for that. But I'm not sold on this exact combination of them. I keep wanting to adjust the picture on my television set, as it were -- in fact, it reminds
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