Posts tagged: “Unfug It Up”

Winona looks terrified, as usual. She needn't be too worried. Despite this also being her standard all-dark aesthetic, she looks really good. The jacket and dress are both cut beautifully and fit with precision. I honestly think all I'd have done is pick a funkier

I love how unusual this choice is, but y'all, sing it with me: I HAVE NOTES. First, I'd brighten up the lip. Second, I'd lighten up the shoe. This might be a rare instance where beige or white works better than black, because they

The dress itself is thoroughly sunny and summery and charming. I've no beef with you, friend. But the shoes are like clunky ankle-strap versions of the Guccis that chap my very essence, and the proportions of the sweater are all wrong for this. That's a

Balmain certainly has done worse. But Balmain could also have done better. I'd have made the top a plain halter, perhaps, instead of designing it to resemble two crossed neckties over a tube top. I'd also have lined the skirt and taken away the strip of

Jennifer Connelly is a very willing representative for Louis Vuitton. She almost always wears their creations top-to-toe, soup to nuts, shoulders to shoes; this is no exception. They are REALLY peddling those boots right now, and it might be working (well, it's inspiring me to buy

I'm on board with this in the abstract. But does it seem like the devil is in the details here? The front of the blazer looks... fine? ... but the cut of the sleeves, namely the one on the right, is Janky Supreme. The pants aren't much

The thing is, I actually think this dress is gorgeous. I just wish it were a halter top. Somehow, on her body, the deep vee is looking a little pageant -- and unfortunately, is also turning her torso into an International House of Boob Pancakes. (To be clear, that is not

Jennifer Connelly is arguably the celeb most married to Louis Vuitton, with the possible exception of Michelle Williams. Even Alicia Vikander diverges sometimes. I think this is because Connelly -- and Williams, actually -- doesn't appear in public often enough lately to NEED to diverge, and when they do, half

Only the skirt here is actually Alberta Ferretti: And while I LOVE the color, I don't think it's being used to its most elegant advantage (wrinkles notwithstanding). I approve of the vixenish manicure and stunning earrings, although I'm not sure I'd have