Posts tagged: “Unfug It Up”

Every time I glance at this thing, I have to do a double-take on whether it's off-the-shoulder. It's the type of thing Forever 21 would knock off -- er, pay homage to -- by actually MAKING it off-the-shoulder and then sewing a t-

This bob is oppressive on her. I hope it's for a role, because I think it's aging her. However, I embrace that skirt enthusiastically. I just wish the top were a little less "I am the stern French headmistress of an academy of contemporary dance.

I want to love this. From the waist down, it's totally serviceable: Like, that lower half just had a really nice day at the Country Club, and is sad summer is almost over, but also wants to get the hell out of there before the dipshit in the

At first I thought I was going to like this a lot. And if we're talking strictly about her hair, it's fab, and making mine wilt with unfulfilled purpose. But then I got this proper look at the outfit, and that bustier might as well be

It goes without saying that Helen Mirren is an extremely dishy dame, and that if my face and body can pull off those miracles at fifty-nine, much less sixty-nine, I will renounce my crabapplecism and devote my life to hugs. But here's the thing. That'

Well, as the Bearded Sages once said, she's got legs and she knows how to use 'em. But for my money, that's way too short (and also I just noticed the giant Band-Aid on her calf, which makes it look like she cut herself

I DO like her earrings: And I get that there is something APPEALING about this. I like it in the way I like certain things in the J Crew catalog, where I know that I could never and will never wear them but the exotic location J Crew has shipped

In fairness, it's hard to top going to the Met Ball in a Death Star: But the truth is that I am 74% of the way toward loving this. I might only change the shoes -- I think this would be better with a strappy, fabulous heel -- but I