Here's the thing: We all love The Golden Girls. We just do. And if you haven't seen it, trust me, you do. Even if you don't, you do. But that love has its place, and that place is usually: your couch; a lanai; a
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Here's another one I couldn't come down on definitively: Love the bodice, love the shoes, can't help wondering if the skirt length is stumpifying -- and in fact, the skirt itself looks kind of like a mourner's petticoat, as if it was never
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This is at least unusual; in fact, it's almost Blanchettian. But the slightly blousy abdominal region (due to the dropped waist) is giving this thing a really weird line, and I don't love how the neck cowl plays with that. Why not just have it come
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If this weren't sheer, I would be all over it: If This Weren't Sheer, by the way, is the name of the soulful album of slow jams I plan to release next year, based on the experience of covering 2013's red carpets. You'
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I'm loving the fullness of Swifty's hair here. But she, like Heidi before her, looks like she's jacking the skeeze of someone Of The Night -- in this case, a former roller-disco queen named Venus Mercury, who became a hostess-on-wheels at a
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View the gallery There's a lot of sideboob happening here. I didn't think the sideboob last week was overly horrifying, but it turns out I have my limits. (Surprising no one, my limits for sideboob are pretty rigid.) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery SJP is all about leather and pink, and at this event she appears to be thisclose to ODing on accessories. You know that old chestnut about looking in the mirror and removing one item before you leave the house? She, like, looked in the mirror and added
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This feels like a fun concept that somehow turned into a bit of a drag. Which is saying something when you consider how bright it is. It starts with the navel. This slice-of-skin thing is sophisticated only if it's above the navel and your umbilical pit
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I almost spaced out and titled this post "Fug or Rita Ora," as if there's usually ever a sartorial difference. But in this case, I am at least INTERESTED in her outfit rather than terrified. The boots look ridiculous with it -- they belong someplace else entirely,
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Admittedly, it's going to be hard for Sandra to top her Venice outfit. That's the problem with looking THAT good: We're going to have an Awesome hangover for a long, long time. But this outfit's problems may exist on their own. The
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I want better for Anna Bates here. Both on her body AND on Downton Abbey, because frankly, I've been totally bored of Mr. Bates for a while now and I went from being sympathetic to his trials to deeply ambivalent about his happiness, to wishing he'd
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We need to discuss this: Apparently, Maria Sharapova has filed for a two-week quickie name change, so that for the duration of the U.S. Open, she can go by Maria Sugarpova. Because that is the name of her year-old candy line, and she wants to turn her
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I actually kind of like the theory behind this: It's kind of like Casual Hayley Mills in The Original Parent Trap, which is one of my favorite looks. It just makes me want to grab a guitar and sing a song pointedly designed to force estranged couples to
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The good news: She looks so much more chipper in front of the camera lately! She has tremendously wonderful hair! She's still dating Bobby Cannavale and this pleases me, because if they decide to have kids, those children will have amazing eyebrows and that, my friends, is what&
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I feel like there's a lot of good happening here: Those shoes, for example, are the OPPOSITE of boring and I love them -- they're insane, and in general, I'm not into the open-toed bootie, but EVERYTHING about them is so nutty that I
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