View the gallery From what I understand thanks to Twitter, this Upfronts presentation opened with Priyanka Chopra doing a big song and dance number in spangled hotpants. She was apparently great, but that kind of makes me want to die for her, mostly because I'm imagining that the
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View the gallery Believe it or not, I think all the NBC/Universal stars looked better at this daytime event -- the likes of which is usually confusing for people in terms of dress code -- than they did at the previous night's party. How is that? Could we give
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View the gallery "DON'T forget to write an intro this post, self," I told myself quite firmly. And look! I DIDN'T. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This party -- celebrating Upfronts, which is when all the networks present their new and returning shows to TV critics and (they hope) both sell tons of ads for them and create positive buzz -- got REAL monochromatic. Spoiler: I definitely saved the best for last. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery As ever, Kat Graham does not disappoint when it comes to bringing the drama.
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View the gallery I SWEAR I wrote an intro to this post, but only now, 12 hours after it published, did I check and notice that nothing was written here. WELL DONE. Is my brain cramping? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery First of all: ABC has a lot of attractive employees. Second: CHUCK BASS! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery The big news is, of course, American Idol being put to death. They had better get Simon back for one episode or else that's a total waste of an exit. And The X-Files will be back in January for its six-episode limited run,
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View the gallery Can we talk about the fact that NBC renewed Mysteries of Laura? Although...perhaps I should not complain about something that sets Debra Messing onto red carpets on the regular. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Upfronts and Cannes happening at the same time makes for tired fingers. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Halle Berry just out-dueled Katie Cassidy for Worst Pants. As for what's on the network, it's all MYSTERIES all the time. Extant: This is a summer show. Halle Berry gets pregnant on a solo mission in space that had a very attractive
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View the gallery Apparently, when Prince Harry came to the States for the wedding and stopped first in Miami, he met Katie Cassidy. And clearly it scrambled her brains, because now she has these pants. The CW hasn't released trailers for iZombie and The Messengers yet, so there
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View the gallery So, ABC has three new comedies that are directly pegged to race, two shows about people investigating a MUUUURDER, Scandal If Olivia Pope Were A Lawyer, a show called Selfie that is less annoying-seeming than it should be, What If Sherlock Holmes Were Welsh, Occasionally Naked,
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View the gallery I call this The Season NBC Has Decided Women Are Surprisingly Competent Freaky-Ass Messes. You can watch the promo reels here. Also: I thought it would be a fight to see whether Debra Messing or Katherine Heigl is least convincing in her technical dialogue, but based
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View the gallery Spoke #45 in the Neverending Wheel of Upfronts. This portion of the pie -- I'm just mixing metaphors like I'm baking a cake up in here -- does have Susan Lucci, though. [Photos: Getty]
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