View the gallery Earlier, we had J.Lo trying to keep up with these fools, and now we have the originals. Ah, summer: Can't you steal some of the events that clog up awards season, so that it's more spread out? Does the Art of Elysium
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View the gallery I'm starting to wonder if Kylie is pathologically unable to enjoy anything. She's starting to develop Kim's patented Blankface -- and Kim's patented Actual Face, in a way -- and even Kendall can't make her crack much of a
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View the gallery Because it's summer, a.k.a. the only time of year when I'm looking around and going, "Aw, hell, there's not much else going on, so I might as well see what Kim Kardashian has been doing." Turns out
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Behold! At last, that high-fashion line from Beetlejuice that we've all been waiting for! I admit, it turned out better than anticipated. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Prepare to covet some Hunter boots. (I am coveting some Hunters and I already own a pair. [The foldable ones! WORTH IT.]) Also prepare to...hey, what do you think the opposite of "covet" is? Because I feel that way about...a lot of this
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View the gallery Who knew the Fragrance Foundation meant to much to this random collection of people? [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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View the gallery "Models," croaked Anna Wintour, stroking her broomstick. "Models will make them be chic. Chiiiiic. NOW they're chiiiiic." [Photos: Getty]
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This is the third time. THE THIRD TIME. Latex Dress No. 1 was a bustier; the second, a turtleneck. And I guess this third one is maternity wear. That thing so skintight that it's even snugger than her actual epidermis; I'm surprised we can't
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"MY GIRL'S DRESSED FOR BATTLE, MY FIERCE BÉBÉ-MÈRE, 'CAUSE WE HAD THIS NEWS WE WERE EXCITED TO SHARE BUT THEN CAME CAITLYN JENNER OUT OF THIN AIR IN A MEDIA BLAST THAT WAS VANITY UNFAIR AND EVERYONE FORGOT THAT WE DID DECLARE KIM'S
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View the gallery In another unexpected move, I NEVER would have picked out that cut or color for Marion Cotillard. Did she and Dita collude to confound the bloggers? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This one is almost all models. I'm glad they love Cannes so much, because they often bring the worst and weirdest. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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Lost in the Met Gala coverage of last week was this Very Special Episode of Kim Kardashian Wears Very Tight Shirts With Weirdly Proportioned Skirts. Then again, if you're not only paying for her book of selfies but voluntarily waiting in line to have it signed, this has
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View the gallery Balmain is all over the place suddenly. And honestly, I don't think that was as much the case before Kim Kardashian decided to make it one of her pet labels. I guess that's the Kardashian Bump at work -- or, since she likes to
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View the gallery Many of these people should not have changed. Well, I'll grant that Rihanna probably had to, but if I were her, I'd have stayed in that Guo Pei gown all night and FORCED people at my afterparty to respect the train. [Photos: Fame/
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View the gallery We've already covered a couple gowns in this shade-- Amal Alamuddin Clooney, Karen Elson -- but the fact that there are so many left over goes to show that people may have coped with the tricky theme by espousing When In Doubt, Just Wear Red. [Photos:
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