View the gallery Dakota's movie is called Night Moves, and that feels apt, as she's clearly using her side-boob to lose some of those awkward teenage blues. [Photos: Splash and Getty]
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View the gallery Did you know Mia is dating Jesse Eisenberg? I feel like they're kind of the perfect scuzzy hipster couple (in a good way, although she is wearing TERRIBLE pants in that story I just linked to) and I hope they're sweet to one
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View the gallery If it's a Miu Miu party, can we assume they're all wearing Miu Miu? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery With bonus awesomeness from George Clooney and Sandra Bullock. I know we covered them yesterday, but I couldn't resist seeding in more of their shenanigans amongst all the Italian, French, and Carrie Fisherian celebs. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Yes, Fug Nation, that IS a collection of stains on Philip Seymour Hoffman's shirt. Somebody get him a Shout wipe endorsement deal, stat. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery All the stars of Spring Breakers turned it out pretty well at their photocall, and then became question-marks at the premiere. Personally, I'd rather morph into a semi-colon, or an Oxford comma. Ooh, but then there's the em dash... decisions. [Photos:
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View the gallery I was all set to hug this unreservedly, clutching it to my bosom in drippy glee, until I took a closer look at the bottom and balked. But is a little transparency enough to ruin a whole relationship? Possibly not. Let's decide. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Olga was in the Bond movie Quantum of Solace, which I forgot existed until now, and which I just mistyped as Quantum of Solange. ALREADY it is a better movie. I also wish she had found a quantum of Solange in her fashion choices, because La Knowles
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Model Lily Cole here is now being credited as "actress Lily Cole." Much as these pants spent a great deal of time being labeled, in my head, a skirt. When I happened upon this photo -- playing the role of the Zapruder Film in the grand story of Is
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View the gallery In which I am reminded anew that Salma Hayek's assets are both prodigious, and probably tough to wrangle on occasion. Even this yacht-sized water taxi --or, yacht-sized yacht; I'm unclear -- appears to be doubling as a backboard of sorts to provide
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View the gallery I'm going to start referring to this thing as Baby Cannes. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery I have a lot of thoughts. Most of them are encapsulated as: WINO FOREVER. [Photos: Getty]
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I don't understand why people are still wearing versions of this dress out of the house: It was a hot mess on Brooklyn Decker, it was a hot orange mess on Fergie, and it WILL be a hot mess on YOU. Whoever YOU may be.
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