Katy Perry and I are making the exact same underwhelmed face right now: "Maybe I should have worn something less transparent this time," she seems to be thinking. "Also, why does this have a giant leather bow on it? Also, why is it so haphazardly mosaic, like
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I guess? But white is not her color. It makes her look so sickly that if you plonked her in front of me and told me she was a mannequin who could come to life and dance around department stores with Andrew McCarthy, I would sit there and wait for
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Here's the big problem with Nicki's outfit: I really just don't give a shit.
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And tonight, the role of Kristen Stewart will be played by Elizabeth Reaser. Yes, I know she's in the movie, too. But come on: With the leather and the messy hair and whatnot, they are totally trying to insert a reasonable physical facsimile just in case Kristen Stewart
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View the gallery Well, at least her hair is cute. [Photos: Getty]
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Maybe we're just jet-lagged and tired; maybe we're just insane. But Jessica and I had to stare at this moment on the show for about five minutes before we realized this wasn't Anonymous MTV Starlet and Blonde Rihanna. It is, of course, Rita
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So close, right? Heather and I have been talking about this for the last ten minutes and we can't quite figure out why it just seems slightly off-key: Part of the problem might be that it's hard to tell what is exactly happening with the
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I feel like the first thing Pink must have thought when she saw Miley Cyrus's hair was, "Really? REALLY?!? Okay, FINE, but if anyone walks up to me and tells me they loved me in The Last Song I am going to PUNCH THEM." The thing
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View the gallery I had been waiting for Miley to wear the new hair out to a formal event, just to see how she'd style it. The answer? A full Roxette. Oh, she's got the look, all right. ZING. [Photos: Getty]
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What has happened to the Zoe Saldana who ran through the Avatar press junkets wearing a variety of amazing (and occasionally weird, but always in an interesting way) ensembles? Because that girl isn't in this picture: SNORE. I mean, listen, I get it: when you are an actress
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View the gallery Well, let's get the good news out of the way: I think I'm on board with Rihanna's new hair. It looked better in motion, on the telecast, but I think it's totally sassy and cute on her and I
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Oh my god, you guys, I just CAN NOT: I want to stab you in the arm with a plastic fork, Jessica Szhor. What is even happening here? That is a Spanx-brand body slimmer you just bought for $49.99 at Macy's and it is supposed to
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Well, now we know why none of them were at Fashion Week yesterday. I guess I'll allow it. They all look so lovely. Sadly for her, McKayla is the one whose outfit is the least -- wait for it -- impressive. (Actually, I keep thinking someone's going to
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"YO AMERICA." "CHECK OUT THIS &^$*ING RED SUIT. I AM A VISION OF PRECISION SO HOLD YOUR DERISION WHILE I MAKE AN INCISION IN YOUR %&*^$&ING TELEVISION LIKE PERFORMING A CIRCUMCISION WITH NUCLEAR FISSION SOMETHING-SOMETHING GEICO LONG DIVISION. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST:
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Do you think anything about this photo is one of Ciara's worst-case scenarios? [Photo: WENN.com]Because I'm pretty sure having the wind blow away your molting half-skirt is a large disappointment. But then again, my own personal worst-case scenario might be wearing
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