You know what? I have a high tolerance for Taylor, but I just can't with this, to use MTV-appropriate vernacular: Those shoes are great, but she's wearing sparkly houndstooth sweatpants that she kept pulling up all night (so as not to violate the Taylor Swift
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View the gallery Look, there are a lot of things I can appreciate about Miley. Her hosting performance last night was not one of them. But you can't deny that at least she picked "go big" in the age old dilemma of going big, or going
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"YEAH, I'M IN SWEATS; I DON'T NEED TO TRY HARD. 'CAUSE IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, I'M THE VIDEO VANGUARD -- MUSIC'S POET LAUREATE WHO COULD OUT-VERSE THE BARD. SO I DON'T NEED TO DRESS UP
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View the gallery This year's VMAs are on Sunday -- Miley is hosting, Nicki Minaj is performing, Taytay is debuting a new video, sheers and rompers will be worn -- and my favorite way to celebrate that is a dazed stumble down memory lane. Warning: The last photo is NSFW.
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View the gallery Um, the Emmys are tonight. The red carpet is starting LITERALLY RIGHT NOW. NO TIME TO LINGER.
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View the gallery Okay, Lucy Hale's has pink in it. But it's so CHEERFUL, so it's our lead-off hitter. Look at me, dangerously breaking the rules a mere half-hour before the Emmys red carpet starts! It's bedlam ALREADY! WHAT WILL
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View the gallery I watched all kinds of gymnastics and swimming this weekend -- Phelps beat Lochte in the hundred-meter butterfly at the Pan-Pacific Games and it made me very excited for Rio in 2016, although Ryan kind of looked like he might sink the rest of the time
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This is a preponderance of sternum, and not a whole lot of ANYTHING flattering besides. I mean, stick a matching turban on her and put her in a lily pond, scratching the face of her bitter rival over the leathery old coot they both inexplicably want to bang, then YEAH,
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View the gallery You're welcome for the earworm. [Photos: AKM/GSI]
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Sarah Hyland must have a new stylist. She used to be all samey-looking Marchesas, and now she's trying out all kinds of different silhouettes. Unfortunately, she also seems to be trying on stuff that was assembled in five minutes by someone who was using a stapler and
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View the gallery I don't know how else to say it, so I'll be blunt: You have WAY too much crap on your hands, child. Fingers are important. Don't impede their function. LET YOUR PHALANGES DANCE. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, AKM-GSI]
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View the gallery There was this whole bit Jay Pharoah did last night about how HOT Ariana Grande is and how HOT he is for her and thank god she's 21 because otherwise it would be CREEPY how much he wants to bang her and she should write
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View the gallery Believe it or not, I think she came out ahead last night. [Photos: Getty, Splash, AKM/GSI]
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There were a few moments last night when a look washed across Gwen Stefani's face -- when she and Snoop were talking about Inglewood on stage, when she was being interviewed on the red carpet -- that seemed to say, "sweet grunge revival, I am too old for this
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View the gallery I know this will enrage everyone and get the Beygency on my ass, but I think that, deep down, I just don't care about Beyonce at the same level that everyone else seems to care about Beyonce. And I kind of feel like even BEYONCE
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