HAVE YOU HEARD? Lifetime -- which brought you such cinematic masterworks as The Client List, the Lilo tour de force Liz and Dick, and a bizarre movie about JK Rowling -- is MAKING AN UNAUTHORIZED MOVIE ABOUT BEVERLY HILLS 90210. This is quite obviously the best thing that has ever happened. Let&
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View the gallery They've started filming the new episode of The X-Files in Vancouver, and I thought you might want to be reminded of what Scully's Skeptical Face looks like. Let's also talk about her outfit (it's good) and what we
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Today's afternoon chat stems from a Fug National Request! It was prompted by my above Instagram shot, which occurred after I cleaned out my makeup drawer -- holy cannoli, you guys, my makeup drawer was insane; I am such a hoarder. I had glittery eyeshadow from the previous century
Read moreSo, thanks to the miracle of Twitter, we were recently informed that ALL OF PASSIONS is now on YouTube, which is incredibly bad news for Night Jessica, who spent much of last night watching it. And speaking of Night Jessica, if you've read The Royal We (or even
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As the traditional TV season draws to a close, a person's fancy turns to thoughts of... which television shows she plans to 86 from the DVR in the upcoming months. Or maybe that's just me. I used to watch my stories until the bitter, bitter, bitter
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Don't get excited! This is all theoretical; we have not sold movie or TV rights or rights of any sort of The Royal We (which, while I'm here I will note makes a great Mother's Day gift for all the Moms or Mom-like
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This is prompted by nothing but the fact that I was thinking about my freshman year college roommate this morning, for no reason at all, and started to suspect that other people might have amusing horror stories to share. Let me tell you mine. I was 18, and in the
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First, in case you aren't familiar with our annual Fug Madness competition, here's a quick summary: Aligned with the March Madness basketball tournament, we fill an empty bracket with 64 celebrities -- ranked, or "seeded," by how tough we expect them to make it for
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Yes, I'm fusing Afternoon Man with Afternoon Chat, so that we can all just hunker down and work through our loving feelings for Once, Twice, Three Times a Darcy: Well, three, if you count that horrid second Bridget Jones movie, which I only did for the wordplay'
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Those of you who read us regularly (or who follow me on Instagram) are well aware that there is one item which is irresistible to me. I have a kajillion of them and I shall never have enough. This is, I believe, because I once had the perfect one (from
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This is a conversation we've had before -- generally about Taylor Swift, and often on Twitter -- but it's an important one. After a LOT of trial and error, and thanks to the recommendations of Fug Nation (taking into account my coloring, which also took a lot of
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So, it would seem the Tooth Fairy is about to visit my house, and sadly, I don't mean this one: We have a wiggly front lower tooth, and a lot of excited chatter about what the Tooth Fairy might leave under someone's pillow (the leading theory:
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