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Laura Linney

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Laura Linney Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

I would go either/or on the pattern -- either the pants or the jacket. Also, not the pants? So jacket it is.

Zosia Mamet

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Zosia Mamet Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

She's back! And if I'm not mistaken, those shoes have been a long-standing love affair of hers, because I am virtually positive we've seen them or their likeness before on her. It's sort of sweet. She looks like she's about to kick them off and braid her hair and then go marry herself on top of a mountain.

Ashley Park

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Ashley Park Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

Ashley was in Mean Girls on Broadway, and I just read that she's going to star in a reboot of Thoroughly Modern Millie, which I might have incepted because I was JUST thinking about it the other day and how I remember Sutton Foster winning the Tony, and that I thought to myself, "She is so charming; she's going to be huge." ANYWAY: Ashley is also charming, but she should have left at home pelt of the bike-gang leader that she shanked.

Charlie Barnett

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Charlie Barnett Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

He is SO GOOD in Russian Doll, and I fear less adept at choosig pant lengths. The plaid suit is a delight, though.

Ellen Page

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Ellen Page Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

Tuck in the shirt, Ellen!

Samira Wiley

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Samira Wiley Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

The clunky shoe is too much for me here -- that particular cut is not my jam -- but I love the rest of it. Samira is married to, the writer of the reboot...

Lauren Morelli

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Lauren Morelli Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

... Lauren Morelli, whom she met on Orange Is The New Black. Lauren looks so much like Katy Perry to me, which is a compliment, but is dressed like a sofa, which is less of one.

Michelle Buteau

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Michelle Buteau Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

This would be SO GOOD if someone's assistant had steamed it real fast before she hit the carpet.

Barbara Garrick

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Barbara Garrick Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

She apparently plays someone named DeDe Halcyon, which is a great name, but I will always remember her from Sleepless In Seattle. Poor Victoria. It wasn't her fault she had a very enthusiastic, trigger-happy laugh. Whenever I watch that movie as a withered old crone, I get annoyed at how mean they are to her. HE WAS MAKING JOKES TO GET LAUGHS. SHE GAVE THEM TO HIM. SIT DOWN, JERKS.

Olympia Dukakis

Armistead Maupin’s Tales of the City New York City Premiere The Metrograph Featuring: Olympia Dukakis Where: New York, New York, United States When: 04 Jun 2019 Credit: Derrick Salters/WENN.com

And I can never, ever see Olympia without hearing her growl as she grabs Shirley MacLaine, "Here! HIT THIS!"

Tales of the City is Back
Netflix rebooted it, or... revived it, or whatever.

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