LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 09: Tallia Storm attends the GRM Gala at The V&A on August 09, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)
You've got to love a pair of pants that gives you SO many chances to scratch yourself while wriggling them off in a bathroom stall.
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 27: Tallia Storm attends the opening of 'Park Row', a unique new restaurant inspired by the DC Universe in collaboration with Warner Bros. themed entertainment on July 27, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil/GC Images)
If The Mummy had an executive assistant.
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 25: Tallia Storm attends Disney's "Jungle Cruise" family screening on July 25, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images for Disney)
Here we are again with the tulip hem on her pants, and so many labels that she looks like her parents labeled them because they were VERY CONCERNED her clothes won't make it home from the lost and found.
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 21: Westfield London opens the doors of the ‘TikTok For You House Brought To You By Westfield’, with a host of VIP guests including Tallia Storm ahead of opening to the public tomorrow at Westfield White City on July 21, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Antony Jones/Getty Images for Westfield)
Not Missoni's best work. Not anybody's best work.
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 11: Tallia Storm attends a special screening of "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY" in cinemas 16th July at Cineworld Leicester Square on July 11, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images for Warner Bros)
..... has she tucked that t-shirt up into her bra? Is this sixth grade?
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 09: Tallia Storm attends the screening of "In the Heights" at Back Yard Cinema in Wandsworth on June 09, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Dave Hogan/Getty Images for Warner Bros)
Of all these outfits, this is one of the best -- I mean, I've got my qualms, but this was the premiere of a movie musical that really does make you want to get up and dance, and this would be perfect if a giant It's A Hot Night; Let's Writhe In The Streets kind of thing broke out.
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LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 26: Tallia Storm attends "The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It" screening at Picturehouse Central on May 26, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images for Warner Bros)
"Well it does say 'the devil made me do it' in this movie title so I'm just being thematic!"
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'Off the Rails' film premiere, ODEON, Leicester Square, London, UK - 22 Jul 2021
And this is "Off the Rails," as the movie's name bleats, so maybe she's just INCREDIBLY on-the-nose, habitually?
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'Wonder Woman 1984' film screening, London, UK - 20 May 2021
Sure, but I want her to get a tailor who can really work with her and therefore reduce her need to wear gigantic platform hooves. Normal shoes would have been so much nicer with this.
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LG Signature OLED R the world's first 'rollable television' VIP launch, London, UK - 28 Jul 2021
I love this sequence of photos -- they're not actually in chronological order, but the system placed them next to each other, and so it looks like whatever her midsection was starting to catch here...
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LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 28: Tallia Storm attends a special screening of The Suicide Squad at Leicester Square on July 28, 2021 in London, England. (Photo by Dave J Hogan/Getty Images for Warner Bros)
... REALLY REALLY spread.
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Boisdale Life Editors Lunch and Awards, Boisdale of Canary Wharf, London, UK - 21 Jul 2021
This is almost there, but I feel like it'd work better higher-waisted so we can't see the navel. I will never forget Brad Goreski making the argument at Fashion Week that midriffs and midsections are only chic when the navel isn't making an appearance, and by and large that's been true.
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The 'Best of The West End' Concert at the Royal Albert Hall, London, UK - 21 Jul 2021
See? Better without, although obviously as a WHOLE this is louder than the sound of our planet screaming at us to pay attention and stop roasting it.
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Tallia Storm out and about, London, UK - 10 Jun 2021
We also recently saw a demure and lightly dated blue polka-dot situation on Lady Gaga. I am not going to dust off the 1980s, y'all. I cannot.
