Steven Stamkos
Stamkos, the captain, has been with the Lightning for his whole NHL career. I don't think he played a ton in this series? He had surgery at some point this season on his abs or something. But he came back and scored in his first game on the ice. And he can hoist the cup, so that's not too shabby.
Nikita Kucherov
Fun fact: Kucherov is ALSO a career Lightning player and scored his first NHL goal on the first shot of his first shift -- against Henrik Lundqvist, no less. He's 27 but has the beard of a much older grizzled man.
Zach Bogosian
"YEEEESSSS I AM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GUY THAN THE LAST ONE!!!"
Scott Wedgewood
"I AM ALSO A DIFFERENT GUY!!!"
Tyler Johnson
"GUESS WHAT? SO AM I!"
Brayden Point
"IT FEELS GREAT TO BE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GUY YET AGAIN THAN ANY OF THOSE OTHER GUYS!!!"
Mikhail Sergachev, Kucherov, and... someone else
"WE ARE THREE TOTALLY DIFFERENT GUYS FROM EACH OTHER!!!"
Pat Maroon
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN ANY OF THOSE OTHER GUYS!!!"
Victor Hedman
"Psst. Yep. Different guy."
Yanni Gourde
"You know I'm a different guy because my playoff beard didn't come in!"
Erik Cernak
"I am OBVIOUSLY a different guy!"
Carter Verhaeghe
"But am I???"
Curtis McElhinney
"WHO EVEN AM I ANYMORE?"
Blake Coleman
"EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IN AISLE TWO!"
Viktor Hedman
"THIS IS WHY HOCKEY PLAYERS DON'T HAVE TEETH! WE EAT CUPS!"
Ondrej Palat
"Hey I got a pretty close shave! Gillette here I come!"
Pat Maroon, Kevin Shattenkirk, Yanni Gourde
Pat Maroon's beard has actual texture and a PROFILE. That is IMPRESSIVE. It's a thicket.
Congrats, you big goobers! Sorry you had to win it in an empty arena, but at least now you can go home.
Don't be gone TOO long, hockey.