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# Taraji P. Henson Goes Full Bathrobe
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/taraji-p-henson-goes-full-bathrobe-03-2018/
- Published: 2018-03-28T15:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2018-03-28T00:41:32.000Z
- Description: Well, not as fully as Rita Ora did, but still.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58, Taraji P. Henson

You might recall the time Rita Ora [wore a terrycloth robe and towel to the MTV EMAs, complete with a full towel twisted atop her head.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rita-ora-is-literally-just-wearing-a-bathrobe-and-a-towel-11-2017/) Well, it's possible someone has decided that bathwear needs to happen for real, because Taraji has now popped up in a formal version. On Rita, it came off as sort of amusing, because she leaned so hard into it. This feels like it's trying to pretend it *isn't* a robe, but rather just some kind of very imitative wrap dress or trenchcoat. I am not fooled. It is a robe with buttons -- as if as if she wasn't in the mood to get dressed and thus took the Four Seasons sewing kit and added some flourishes. It is cut like a robe, it hangs like a robe, its slit does what robes do. If it were A.A. Milne, it would be called Christopher Robe-in. If this were a country singer, it'd be Roby Keith. If it were a novel: *Roby Dick*. Close your eyes and listen, and you will hear the wind call the name, "Tarooooooobeji P. Henson." I guess I'd better get mine hemmed.

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