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Taraji P. Henson

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 04: Taraji P. Henson is seen "The View" on June 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Howard/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I am just so vexed by all of this. Taraji HERSELF is glowing, but this dress looks like a paper bag that just gave birth to a second paper bag.

Taraji in Stephane Rolland

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 03: Taraji P. Henson attends "Tyler Perry's Straw" New York Screening at The Plaza on June 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

This hangs very differently on her than on the runway, almost to the point where it seems like Taraji wasn't totally sure how to pose with it? Everything looks just a teeny bit crumpled and more random.

Teyana Taylor in Schiaparelli

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 03: Teyana Taylor attends "Tyler Perry's Straw" New York Screening at The Plaza on June 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

This was so clearly Schiaparelli, judging by the shoes and the sheer number of whimsical belt buckles. They are basically the outfit's only features.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 03: Teyana Taylor attends Netflix's STRAW Special Screening at the Paris Theater on June 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Johnny Nunez/Getty Images for Netflix)

In case you needed a close-up. Yes, that's a golden ear hanging from her belt. You never know when you need to eavesdrop on a child.

Teyana Taylor

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 03: Teyana Taylor attends SiriusXM's Town Hall with The Cast And Director Of 'Tyler Perry's Straw' Hosted By Bevy Smith at SiriusXM Studios on June 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

I'm not TOTALLY sure what she's preparing for here, between the cargo pants and the see-through hooded jacket. I guess the apocalypse might be both very hot AND require us to carry all our belongings on our person.

Teyana Taylor

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 04: Teyana Taylor is seen arriving to the "Today" show in Uptown, Manhattan on June 04, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

She looks the cutest in this -- just so comfy and relaxed. And she can rock both hairdos, which is not easy.

Taraji + Teyana Take New York
As well they should.

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