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# Taylor Swift Gets Into the Scrolldown Business
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/taylor-swift-gets-into-the-scrolldown-business-05-2019/
- Published: 2019-05-28T18:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2019-05-28T04:24:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Scrolldown Fug, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

I just feel like everyone involved in making this dress -- which had so much potential -- had a complete lack of understanding of sewing, groins, crotches, and fanny packs. The latter because the ONLY explanation I can come up with here is that someone decided to try and build one INTO the dress, not realizing that nobody wants to carry her cell phone and wallet and a hair elastic and a pen and that lip balm and a Band-Aid and CVS receipts and that parking ticket and a dry-cleaner stub in an ACTUAL pelvic purse. That is not the part of being a kangaroo that looks fun to me.

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