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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 7: Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are seen on November 7, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

I feel like Travis THINKS he's a really sharp-dressed man, but that he actually wears stuff that makes him look shlubbier than he is. I think it's the pants. For all my jokes about her stylist, this is actually fine -- the patterned tights are cute, as is the skirt.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 07: Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter are seen on November 07, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

Here, she is dining with Sabrina Carpenter, who looked sort of like she just came from an event at her grandmother's. Taylor's platform clodhoppers are distracting, but hot DAMN, do her legs look good.

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 7: Taylor Swift is seen on November 7, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

However, the front is ridiculous. It doesn't look like a design; it looks like someone at Thom Browne had a drunken "epiphany" about how to fix a fabric shortage. And I'm not saying everything has to match, but the red shoes and the tan bag and the orange lip -- her Life of a Showgirl color -- are all competing with an already very jumbled outfit.

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 5: Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are seen on November 5, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

I wish I had a better shot of these pants. I saw somewhere online that somebody was like, 'Wait, walking in she has no belt, and walking out she has a belt???" This photo seems to show that the answer is, she had HALF a belt, built into the pants.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 03: Taylor Swift seen in NoHo on November 03, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

I also don't know that much about this outfit, but this is one that definitely looks like she just tossed it together from her faves. I see a peek of a blue plaid skirt, and with the brown snakeskin boots and black coat... again, you can't accuse her of being overstyled here.

NEW YORK, NY - OCTOBER 7: Taylor Swift is seen on October 7, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

I feel like a white turtleneck would have worked better with the tan boots.

KANSAS CITY, MISSOURI - OCTOBER 12: Taylor Swift looks on during the second quarter in the game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Detroit Lions at Arrowhead Stadium on October 12, 2025 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

I love and wholeheartedly support her sportsface here, but I DO think her bangs have been going through some growing pains recently.

Taylor Swift Ate Some Meals in NYC
Catching up with the showgirl.

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