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# Taylor Swift Skipped the Red Carpet, But Swung By The Telecast to Get Her AMAs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/taylor-swift-skipped-the-red-carpet-but-swung-by-the-telecast-to-get-her-amas-11-2022/
- Published: 2022-11-21T19:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2022-11-21T06:21:31.000Z
- Description: Maybe she didn't like her outfit that much.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

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"I *wanted* to go to Elton John's concert, but as it turned out, I was EXACTLY five sharp glass pyramids short of a full hazard pit for the trap I'm building in front of my country estate. Now I don't need to use Amazon! Everyone wins, except for my mailman if he forgets my instructions."

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