Taraji P Henson in Cushnie et Ochs
THAT IS A LOT OF BOOB, TARAJI. I feel like her long hair might be doing double duty at this party, also acting (mermaid style) as a way to keep the girls from making too much of a run for it. (I love her clutch.)
January Jones in Peter Pilotto
Aw. To me, this is so Healthy Betty Draper Makes It to A Boss Party. (That's a very good thing; I actually LOVE this.)
Nikki Reed
This whole idea is now so boring. SO boring. BORED NOW.
Meagan Good
This is weirdly corporate, for something with a fair amount of cleav.
Aya Cash
I also love this. I might have worn a different shoe?
Cat Deeley
Cat Deeley and her glorious hair looks, as ever, like she just wandered over from a REALLY upscale pool party with great margs in vintage hand-blown glasses.
Keke Palmer in Self Portrait
Oh god. The 90s really are REALLY really back. This whole thing takes me right back to Contempo Casuals.
Matt Bomer
BOMER BREAK!
Emma Roberts in Vera Wang
This seems sort of glum, or goth, for a summer party, even if it is sleeveless. That aside, her eyebrows are excellent right now.
Lea Michele in Elie Saab
Yes, dear readers, it is a jumpsuit. (Her habitual red carpet faces are back, though, and it seems that I'd missed them.)
Mia Maestro
This looks both beautiful, and heavy.
Abigail Breslin
SO MUCH CLEAVAGE. This is just all wrong. It's so heavy on her -- down to the shoes. Can we get this kid a new stylist? She's so young and really adorable, and she deserves better. You guys, some monster put her in pantyhose. SAVE ABIGAIL BRESLIN
Morena Baccarin
I don't know what to say about this jumpsuit, given that I can't figure out what's even happening with the legs. (It looks like there's a GIANT pant leg over a skinnier pant leg, but that makes the sense that is none, as Buffy would put it.) I WILL say that her dark nail polish/blue toenail polish combo is awesome to me, and I probably need that clutch.
Paula Abdul
Everyone brought a good bag to this party. I commend y'all's bag game!
Terry Crews
And, as ever, Terry Crews is the best.