TCAs 2018: Hallmark Channel

Rebecca Romijn

Oh, REBECCA. There is not a Hallmark card for how I feel about this, though I now think they should make some. It's both sheer AND blotchy.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9771621br) Rebecca Romijn Hallmark's Evening Gala, Arrivals, TCA Summer Press Tour, Los Angeles, USA - 26 Jul 2018 Hallmark Channel Summer TCA 2018

Perhaps one with a poem on the front: "Roses are red. Your eyes are blue. I looked at your dress, and I have a truth for you," and then she opens it up and it's just a giant Universal No symbol. With glitter.

Danielle Panabaker

I love this cape dress on her. It's more sophisticated than what she wore to Comic-Con, yet would have looked as appropriate.

Courtney Thorne-Smith

I rather like her rock-and-roll suit. Also, this woman worked with Charlie Sheen AND was on Melrose Place; she must have STORIES TO TELL, and I hope one day she does.

Holly Robinson Peete

Is this crushed velvet, or a pattern? Or both? Is it wrong that I actually think she looks awesome on it? Crushed velvet AND a jumpsuit when it's 100 degrees outside...

Danica McKellar

Winnie, I would have gone with yellow shoes to play off the color in the dress (rather than cream). I wish the bodice didn't have a bra kind of feeling, but it's still good on you.

Bailee Madison

In the Household Item version of Toy Story, a sneaker had a fruitful affair with a tablecloth.

LeAnn Rimes

Did she RIP her skirt, or is it meant to have a slit that looks like an accident? Also, I want to chop her hair and bring it down several shades of blonde.

Ashley Williams and Kimberly Williams-Paisley

I didn't realize Ashley was making that crazy facial expression when I chose this picture. But I also find it endearing; she seems like a really joyful person, and I've always liked her. These two in general seem like fun but also soothing company.

Wendie Malick

HELLO. Your invitation to Drinks With Broads is on my desk, Wendie, and you look charming.

Lori Loughlin

Bless her for the aggressively funky shoe choice.

Lacey Chabert

And none for Gretchen Wieners. Goodbye.

(I so wanted to flounce out on that line, but she looks pretty and I like her, so I couldn't do it. Besides, I don't want to piss off her father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel.)