Andie MacDowell
I believe this is what ladies of a certain generation would call "jazzy." I wish we could make the top into a cocktail dress and set fire to the pants.
Brenda Strong
Somehow these ruffles come off more elegant to me than clownish.
Marilu Henner
She looks nice, but also, she's the basis for that show that won't die -- "Unforgettable," also apparently unkillable -- and so if I dis it SHE WILL REMEMBER FOREVER.
Julie Benz
It's the world's skimpiest chastity belt.
Bailee Madison
She looks adorable, but I do find myself wishing the bodice didn't have the extra floaty panel. Also, those shoes are awesome from the front...
Bailee Madison
... but they MIGHT be Lucite wedges?
Candace Cameron Bure
I don't like the skirt, but it still deserved better than a sports bra.
Mariah Carey
Could be worse.
Lori Loughlin
The Real Housewives of Fuller House.
Ashley Williams
She is so cute, but I want her to hand this off to someone who's rehearsing for skating nationals.
Rachel Boston
Necklace, or bracelet? It needs ONE of them, right?
Sarah Lancaster
I will always love you, Ellie Bartowski, but someone should've talked you out of that cut. (But not that color. It's aces, Charles. Aces.)
Kellie Martin
Those shoes DO NOT BELONG HERE. The top also looks like her nicest beach cover-up for dinner at the country club.
Danica McKellar
You are so pretty and those shoes ALSO DO NOT BELONG. YOU ARE A NUMBERS GENIUS, WINNIE. DO THE FASHION MATH.