Uzo Aduba
She looks excellent. And she WAS excellent in season three of OITNB. "Time Hump" is essentially the best thing that's ever happened in the world. If you need to skip season two to get to that, go ahead. Read a recap and plunge forth into the majesty.
Taylor Schilling
This looks like it might have been all right. Piper is my least favorite person on that show -- despite a couple pretty funny moments this season, I generally find that the whole time Piper is yapping about something, I am tapping my toes waiting for someone else to come on-screen -- but that's not Taylor's fault, and well, I love the shoes.
Taylor Schilling
Just in case you wondered how all that volume happens: prodigious back-combing and probably a wrong assumption that nobody would see it from that angle.
Taryn Manning
I wish we'd gotten full-body shots of these people. I ASSUME that's a jumpsuit. It could also be a bodysuit tucked into pants. Either way, the top looks like a disastrous boob tourniquet. Taryn, however, was EXCELLENT on OITNB. Just really, really great. Funny and heartbreaking all at once.
Natasha Lyonne
Hooray for the spicy shoes and the glasses. Stop reading now if you haven't seen season three... I'll wait... are you gone? Okay: Does this mean she makes a return? I hope she comes back from max WEARING those glasses and those shoes, somehow.
Selenis Leyva
I also love Gloria, and while I didn't have a great glimpse of her outfit, I love her earrings and she is just a really, really awesome-looking lady. I wish her role on Veep last season had been bigger. I blinked and almost missed it.
Lea DeLaria
I have had a fondness for her since back when she was on One Life To Live. It's repetitive to compliment everyone on their show for being great, but, yes, she also really worked well this season (largely in tandem with Taryn Manning, a bond I think was genius).
Ellie Kemper and Tina Fey
Everyone's hair looks so healthy here. I mean, seriously. TINA. WHAT VIRGINS ARE YOU DRAINING OF THEIR LIFEBLOOD.
Titus Burgess
And here we have glorious Emmy nominee Titus Andromedon. Does this mean we get to hear "Peeno Noir" on the telecast? PLEASE? Can he just perform it live, like it's the Oscars?
Jane Krakowski
Nobody is more grateful for Tina Fey than this woman, right?
Aziz Ansari
He looks sharp.
Lou Diamond Phillips
Oh, Lou. He somehow looks THE SAME. Also, let's discuss this: Poor UPN got nailed for having a show on in the early aughts called "Wolf Lake," starring him, Mia Kirshner, Paul Wasilewski (aka, before he changed his name to Paul Wesley and joined Vampire Diaries as Stefan), Bruce McGill, Sharon Lawrence, Mary Elizabeth Winstead (then chiefly of Passions)... it was about a small town of wolves and their various secrets, and that shit got canceled fast... but clearly was a decade ahead of its time, and I'm sort of sad now looking back. I recapped it for TWoP, and as dumb as it could be, it was also a total soapy guilty pleasure. And it would have done gangbusters now, most likely, or at least by CW standards. You know that show runner is like, "WAS I JUST TOO PSYCHIC?!?"