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# Teen Choice 1999
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/teen-choice-1999/
- Published: 2020-08-21T13:45:59.000Z
- Updated: 2020-08-21T16:18:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

## Christina Aguilera

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/08/gettyimages-75657561-1597980069.jpg)

This outfit is a real journey, and I am not entirely sure that isn't just a very cheerful Christmas tree skirt that she's repurposing as a shawl.

## Christina Aguilera

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-1589399-1597980021.jpg)

Then she changed into Donna Martin cosplay.

## Britney Spears

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-75874243-1597980076.jpg)

"These are my jammies, y'all!"

## Kellie Martin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105271340-1597980148.jpg)

KELLIE. This is just your regular bra and underwear with a $3.99 sheath over it and YOU KNOW IT.

## Meredith Monroe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105256967-1597980134.jpg)

I am so happy we moved on from these twee hairdos. However, I regret to inform you that I bet SOMEONE would purchase this three-piece jumpsuit today.

## Sandra Bullock

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-75504240-1597980062.jpg)

Sandra here looks like she's at least KIND OF made an effort to jazz up her hella-casual outfit, but apparently she and I both dislike the shoes, because...

## with Matthew McConaughey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-51066541-1597980418.jpg)

... she kicked them off pretty fast. Matty Mac, meanwhile, is cracking me up with the cheesy mustache and enormous leather pants.

## Pink

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-75504178-1597980054.jpg)

I would very much like to see a line dance battle break out.

## Charisma Carpenter

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-51066543-1597980426.jpg)

So much leather in August! No wonder Charisma sliced hers. She needed ventilation.

## Monica

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-51066540-1597980411.jpg)

She is smiling like a woman who thinks she might fare the best in 21 years when some crankpot revisits the clothes -- and she is correct.

## Jennie Garth

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-78597128-1597980110.jpg)

Honestly, this also passes muster by comparison.

## Tyra Banks

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105360416-1597980163.jpg)

That skirt looks like stodgy wallpaper but overall this is ALSO pretty good.

## Aerosmith

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-1589398-1597980013.jpg)

These are NOT wax figures.

## NSYNC

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-76381029-1597980085.jpg)

Wow. Just wow. Everything here is so shiny and frosted, and Chris Kirkpatrick is there like the human Swiss Army Knife of the band with a pocket for everything and a bicep pouch besides.

## Blink 182

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-76384420-1597980096.jpg)

So Travis Barker is wearing oversize culottes, Middle Blink is trying to do the math to figure out if he's Matthew Perry, and Right Blink REALLY needs a bathroom.

## Alyson Hannigan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-76519319-1597980103.jpg)

I believe what we can't fully see here is a UFO of some kind on her chest. Sure!

## Jennifer Love Hewitt

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-80173318-1597980118.jpg)

"Jennifer Love Hewitt with LFO" is a very, very 90s sentence.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-80173326-1597980126.jpg)

And yes, of course, her top is tied on.

## SMG

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-109345914-1597980186.jpg)

SMG looks like she's been horsing around with construction paper.

## Freddie Prinze Jr.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105256971-1597980141.jpg)

This suit is adorably wrong-sized on him, and the shirt and tie are highly questionable, but he's trying.

## Jonathan and Richard Jackson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105802782-1597980171.jpg)

It's the O.G. Lucky Spencer and his brother, and man, Lucky's suit proportions swallow him up.

## Ashton Kutcher

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-110707315-1597980194.jpg)

Not his BEST hair.

## Wilmer Valderrama

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-115365105-1597980201.jpg)

I guess these two went shopping together. It's a Brenda and Kelly moment before our eyes.

## Tyrese

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105813381-1597980178.jpg)

You don't see THIS often.

## Tyrese

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/GettyImages-105286850-1597980156.jpg)

"I can't BELIEVE nobody told me 20 minutes ago!"

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