Lucy Hale

LA LA LA I totally forgot to write anything here until just now, after this post was published! This might tell you how I feel about her outfit? (I can't work up a head of steam about it, either way. It's a good color?)

Shay Mitchell

Personally, one of the guiding mantras of my life is, "don't wear something Kim Kardashian wore last year."

Sasha Pieterse

This seems like it might be too small? I sometimes feel like I must have been a stylist in another life -- not because my taste is so hot, but because I have the uncontrollable urge to go up to her and, like, readjust all of this. Pull the top up a bit, yank the skirt down a bit, smooth out the wrinkles, and then lovingly set this kid on her merry way.

Janel Parrish

I kind of like this. Have I completely taken leave of my senses?

Teen Choice Award Fug and Fabs: The Cast of Pretty Little Liars

In fairness, this is not the entire cast of PLL -- Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario were absent; I assume they are off making a giant PowerPoint presentation to explain to one another WTF is happening on their show at the moment -- but we've got at least fifty percent. That's...okay, that's a failing grade, but whatever. [Photos: Getty]